Unfortunately no one has any matches so we cant light the BBQ
Fortunately by rubbing two sticks together we get it lit
fortunately I brought and umbrella.
infortunately it has a hole in it
fortunately we have a vinyl patch.
Fortunately, the guy next door has his BBQ under an awning
Fortunately I am half dragon

Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed. unfortunately you havent found the other half
Fortunately the half she has is hot enough to melt steel
Unfortunately it melts your head.
Fortunately, her human half pees on it to stop the melting
Unfortunately it is a rainy summer day...
fortunately it's better than a snowy winter day
Fortunately, Ajax hasn't started talking to me yet.
Unfortunately, I am sitting here alone.
Fortunately I have just sat down next to you
fortunately, kk understands squeak messaging and tells everyone what he says
Fortunately I signed into Lush today so I can laugh and enjoy all your sillinesses.
If you ignore beauty, you will soon find yourself without it.................Frank Lloyd Wright
I always practice obedience, when it's in my best interest.
Unfortunately my wifi was down and I missed it.
Fortunately it is all recorded right here and you can catch up in what you missed! Yeah!

Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed. Unfortunately, they were screams of pain.
fortunately pleasure comes with some pain
Fortunately I had to go lay down after mass translating MAA's constant squeaks