Unfortunately/Fortunately

1 Apr 2014

unfortunately you didnt find the roll of cash i had tucked in my briefs. You just thought i was huge geek

1 Apr 2014

Fortunately you use that roll of cash to bail us out of jail. (Wait, KK, me and Ginger locked away by ourselves....could you wait a day or two?)

1 Apr 2014

Sure i can wait allie . Unfortunately the jail guards are corrupt and record you 3 with thier cell phones and upload it on an amateur porn site

1 Apr 2014

Fortunately it is the most watched video in history, and we get rich on the royalties.

1 Apr 2014

unfortunately, I get all the money

1 Apr 2014

fortunately it pays to be naughty

1 Apr 2014

Unfortunately, not enough for 3.

1 Apr 2014

Fortunately you can still get your cut from Ginger

1 Apr 2014

Unfortunately, ginger has skipped off to Tahiti with the money and KK.

1 Apr 2014

unfortunately Ginger had lost all the money, so I took something else out in trade

1 Apr 2014

Fortunately before we skipped town for Tahiti I stole Seekers wallet so me and Ginger are once again not strapped for cash

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

1 Apr 2014

unfortunately for you i'm in my escape pod and in pursuit so i can get my hands on that money evil4

1 Apr 2014

LMAO fortunately Ginger and I are rescued by a rich and handsome Billionaire whose luxury Yacht is twice as fast as your escape pod

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

1 Apr 2014

Unfortunately i took my pod on top gear and it is now turbo charged icon_biggrin

1 Apr 2014

Fortunately our Yacht is being driven by The Stig you'll never catch us

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

1 Apr 2014

unfortunately i'm tracking you with my acme radar kit

1 Apr 2014

Fortunately (for ginger and KK), a US warship spots the radar and thinks you're a threat.

2 Apr 2014

Unfortunately, US National Command Authority has ordered the captain of the USS Obama to heave to and allow them to escape.

2 Apr 2014

Fortunately, the USS Obama, fucks it up, just like the man it was named after, and ends up in the Bermuda Triangle and vanishes.

2 Apr 2014

unfortunatly the real OBAMA saves him :P

2 Apr 2014

Fortunately, Kiera and Ginger manage to get back to Monaco and meet up with me at Hotel Metropole Monte Carlo

2 Apr 2014

Unfortunately the hotel is over booked, you have to sleep in your car, while KK and Ginger stay with me in my suite.

2 Apr 2014

fortunately me, allie, and kk had sex all night

2 Apr 2014

Unfortunately, I was watching the action through a window...or maybe that was fortunate....

2 Apr 2014

fortunately we video taped everything for our special friends

2 Apr 2014

Unfortunately, I do not own a video tape player, so I will have to go on my memories of what I observed.

2 Apr 2014

Fortunately Tami and I are too busy to watch it

2 Apr 2014

Unfortunately... wait give me a minute. OK I got nothing. I'm happy

2 Apr 2014

Fortunately....Kinkygirl will come up with something later

2 Apr 2014

Fortunately...we have all the time in the world, so take you time.