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Fortunately for me Lyfbuz has performance anxiety and I get to step in for a tasty treat


Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
Unfortunately Chrissy will be up all night as we catch up on events
Fortunately there arent many events and Bill will have to find other ways to entertain her... ;)
Unfortunately he takes her on his boat and it sinks.
Fortunately she's a strong swimmer and makes it to safety easily

Unfortunately she's a zombie and eats your brains.
Fortunately there's no discernible difference after the brain feast and Bill continues as usual.

(just kidding babe )
Unfortunately Cinders keeps sipping at her tea and completely ignores Bill, her attention completely captivated by a jar of Nutella...
Unfortunately the jar of nutella is empty except for a few crumbs stuck on the inside of the jar .
unfortunately the store are all out of nutella and you didnt have enough money to pay for it anayway
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Fortunately there arent many events and Bill will have to find other ways to entertain her... ;)


I will have my people contact your people and see if we can make that happen! Lol! Hehehe!


Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
Fortunately I have an extra jar laying around the house


Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
unfortunately you have to hide it from Kiera or she will eat it all on you
Unfortunately Ginger is in a Nutella coma and unable to help KK at the moment...
unfortunately i toss Ginger another jar of nutella and run to your boobs
fortunately i'd rather have kk's boobs and beat you too her
Unfortunately I get trampled in the rush
unfortunately i stuck my foot out and tripped you. Grabbed the jar of nutella and smeared it all over KK's boobs .
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Unfortunately I get trampled in the rush
Fortunately scoops a spoon full of nutella out of the jar and hands it to u
Unfortunately I am allergic to it and throw up
fortunately you didnt get any of your regurgitation on my new shoes
unfortunately seeing rosie regurgitate made me puke and your shoes were ruined
Fortunately I laugh so much I feel better but unfortunately throw up and cover shoes even more
fortunately wins lawsuit and buys a pair of these in my size