Unfortunately she stepped out and now ginger is stuck with Lyf
Fortunately for me Lyfbuz has performance anxiety and I get to step in for a tasty treat

Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed. Unfortunately Chrissy will be up all night as we catch up on events
Fortunately there arent many events and Bill will have to find other ways to entertain her... ;)
Unfortunately he takes her on his boat and it sinks.
Fortunately she's a strong swimmer and makes it to safety easily
Unfortunately she's a zombie and eats your brains.
Unfortunately the jar of nutella is empty except for a few crumbs stuck on the inside of the jar .
Fortunately I once again pick Ajax's pocket and leg it down to Tesco to get more Nutella to share with Cin because I feel bad for stealing hers now even though she had already eaten it all anyway.
unfortunately the store are all out of nutella and you didnt have enough money to pay for it anayway
Fortunately I have an extra jar laying around the house

Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed. unfortunately you have to hide it from Kiera or she will eat it all on you
Fortunately Chrissy knows to dive for cover in any nutella/woman incident with me because Ginger becomes a kick arse ninja and will defete anyone in her path towards me and nutella
Unfortunately Ginger is in a Nutella coma and unable to help KK at the moment...
unfortunately i toss Ginger another jar of nutella and run to your boobs
fortunately i'd rather have kk's boobs and beat you too her
Unfortunately I get trampled in the rush
Unfortunately I am allergic to it and throw up
fortunately you didnt get any of your regurgitation on my new shoes
unfortunately seeing rosie regurgitate made me puke and your shoes were ruined
Fortunately I laugh so much I feel better but unfortunately throw up and cover shoes even more
Unfortunately me to and Ajax takes us to court to sue us for the cost of buying new shoes