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Fix a leaky pipe under your house, (I don't like doing that fully clothed)
What's the rush, no one gets out of here alive. - Anonymous
Weaver of Words
serve food at a grade school
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Direct traffic
What's the rush, no one gets out of here alive. - Anonymous
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go to the childrens museum
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Roof a house..
What's the rush, no one gets out of here alive. - Anonymous
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lol, I agree with the angel!
also, from experience, DO NOT go near Poison Ivy. Oh, the itch
also, from experience, DO NOT go near Poison Ivy. Oh, the itch
Gramps
The quiet and always horny old guy in Sunny Florida USA
The quiet and always horny old guy in Sunny Florida USA
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go rattlesnake hunting
Mazztastic
Go outside in Scotland - too many midges
EDIT: I have bites all up the backs of my fucking legs now too...
for fuck's sake!
EDIT: I have bites all up the backs of my fucking legs now too...
for fuck's sake!
Short Arse Brit
Parents evening 
Its really frowned upon
Its really frowned upon The Duchess of Tart
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https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Weaver of Words
deep fry a turkey
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Go For A Run..............Causes Too Many Car Accidents!
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Change the oil in your car
What's the rush, no one gets out of here alive. - Anonymous
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Pull thistles
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Mow the lawn.......
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