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What NOT to do naked ...

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Shake the President's hand
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Weld that industial coffee table you have been insprired to build, not only the sparks and slag, but also the nice uv burn you could achieve.
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Ride a bike in a snow storm
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shake the presidents hand
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Frying anything while naked is just asking for trouble! What if the hot oil ignited....you would then possibly have a weenie roast going on! The oil spatter alone is what I hate! .... er would think I hate .... um ... yea ...

Sitting on vinyl furniture is not a good idea if you are nude too, the skin does seem to stick to it something fierce after about 10 minutes...

Possibly one of the worst things I can thing of to be naked while you are doing is to break up a fight between your pets...especially cats!
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standing over a very hot oven
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shake the presidents hand
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Frying bacon - hot fat hurts.
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swat at a bees hive
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Hoover the office at a huge office complex........
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Go to church
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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run a daycare
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Go snowboarding naked in Vermont in January. Might not want to do that.
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Play jump frog with a unicorn
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That is about the only thing I wouldn't want you to do naked
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Go into a tank of piranha bleeding
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Walk on a submarine with a bunch of sailors who've been out to see for months
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Become a cactus grower..
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A firework display complete with a bonfire...
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Well saves on shaving products, maybe you girls should consider what with the global austerity
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pressing the firm alarm in a shopping center
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Mmm I dream of being waxed, always been a fetish just like my laderhosen and waders
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Visit my parents...or my girlfriends parents...well, maybe her mom...hmm.
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regaeman says: "Get dressed because my girlfriend Karra is also naked."