Go to school parents evening
Go paintballing (ouch) lol
Attempt a polar expedition (think my testicles would up in my neck)
Collect honey from a hive
Grocery shopping...No..really don't.
wade fish in Montana in November
Go snow skiing .... Burr that would be a bit nipply
Dancing between rose-bushes
Build a massive scooby-doo sandwich then place it in a George Foreman grill, quickly.