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Shake the President's hand
Weld that industial coffee table you have been insprired to build, not only the sparks and slag, but also the nice uv burn you could achieve.
Ride a bike in a snow storm
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

shake the presidents hand
Frying anything while naked is just asking for trouble! What if the hot oil ignited....you would then possibly have a weenie roast going on! The oil spatter alone is what I hate! .... er would think I hate .... um ... yea ...

Sitting on vinyl furniture is not a good idea if you are nude too, the skin does seem to stick to it something fierce after about 10 minutes...

Possibly one of the worst things I can thing of to be naked while you are doing is to break up a fight between your pets...especially cats!
standing over a very hot oven
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shake the presidents hand


Frying bacon - hot fat hurts.
swat at a bees hive
Hoover the office at a huge office complex........
Go to church
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

run a daycare
Go snowboarding naked in Vermont in January. Might not want to do that.
Play jump frog with a unicorn
That is about the only thing I wouldn't want you to do naked
Go into a tank of piranha bleeding
Walk on a submarine with a bunch of sailors who've been out to see for months
Become a cactus grower..
A firework display complete with a bonfire...
Well saves on shaving products, maybe you girls should consider what with the global austerity
pressing the firm alarm in a shopping center
Mmm I dream of being waxed, always been a fetish just like my laderhosen and waders
Visit my parents...or my girlfriends parents...well, maybe her mom...hmm.
regaeman says: "Get dressed because my girlfriend Karra is also naked."