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Hang out in cold storage
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Wander too close to the fire
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Quote by jjustjenny
Wander too close to the fire
what?? I do that all the time to get rid of my ugly body hair....lol
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Be a window washer
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Use String Trimmers and Brushcutters (Weed Eaters)
Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.
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Sit on a car hood in July in Las Vegas
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Sit on a car hood in July in Las Vegas
Anytime after midnight and before five AM is perfectly safe and may be rather enjoyable.
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Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.
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Fry bacon or sausage
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Go into the woods when it's tick season
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Ski
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And my latest poem, The Temptation.
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Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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Ride your motorcycle.