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9 Oct 2016

Take a picture for your avitar

9 Oct 2016

Cook bacon with burner on high

9 Oct 2016

Go to your job interview.

10 Oct 2016

Go to Jeff's job interview naked

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10 Oct 2016

greet trick-or-treaters.

Say. Her. Name.

10 Oct 2016

Use a weed whacker.

10 Oct 2016

Quote by honeydipped
greet trick-or-treaters.

I disagree. We'd visit your home all the time, and wouldn't even take your candy.

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10 Oct 2016

Debate with Hillary Clinton.

30 Oct 2016

take a walk in the desert.

13 Jan 2017

Meet your SO's parents for the first time

13 Jan 2017

Run backwards through a corn field..

13 Jan 2017

go to church

13 Jan 2017

Fry chicken.

13 Jan 2017

Quote by Verbal
Use a weed whacker.

Lol! I was thinking the same thing! I'll expand...

Use a weed whacker by a sand box

13 Jan 2017

Run for President.

13 Jan 2017

Go for an interview at an ice factory - may not be presenting your best

15 Jan 2017

Go swimming in the Tigris in Mosul

A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

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15 Jan 2017

Shovel snow

17 Jan 2017

Sand boarding

26 Feb 2017

harvest honey

27 Feb 2017

don''t pat a porcupine

6 Mar 2017

jump over a bonfire

6 Mar 2017

Show up for your blind date

6 Mar 2017

walk into a room where they're filming porn.

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6 Mar 2017

Tender hugs...hope your back is better KK Big Hugs

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Stare in the bedroom window at KK's house

6 Mar 2017

Go ice fishing........:0)

In the world's harsh wear and tear many a very sincere attachment is slowly obliterated.

Είμαι ταξιδιώτης τόσο στο χρόνο όσο και στο διάστημα

12 Mar 2017

don't go ice skating

12 Mar 2017

attempt to give directions. they're not listening.

Say. Her. Name.

13 Mar 2017

Run a marathon unless you want to jiggle for people all around the world as well as critiqued on twitter

13 Mar 2017

Climbing over a barb-wire fence!!! ouch!