Go hiking in the woods of Alaska - the mosquitoes will give you a spontaneous blood transfusion within the first 10 minutes!
Play the game of Twister.
Unless ya want to end up in a sex orgy.
NOT to do naked?
Show up naked and I'll invite you in!
Show up at your family reunion
pick up your newspaper from the driveway
light sparklers. (take my advice ?)
anything involving glitter.
Go to career day at your child's school
Show up at a police station
Dive into second base...on a softball field, that is, lol
Walk through a field of nettles
Remove a beehive from your backyard
Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.