Is there a single fetish about which there isn't a story in lush?
There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable."
C'è un fascino per il proibito che lo rende indicibilmente desiderabile.
— Mark Twain
Did you find the story about sexy glitter cakes?
No, can you tell me where the story is?
Are you asking about fetishes or radishes?
Did you know he had a radish fettish?
How should I respond to that?
Are you pretending to be innocent?
why is your hand in her pants?
Is that what felt so strange?
Did his fingers wandered again?
Should mine wander over yon lovely neck and tush?
Oooooo is it ladies night again???
Ohhhhh yes, shall I get a drink for us?
Yes please. Can I have some ice in it?
Crushed ice and cubed ice?
Did someone crush Ice Cube?
Forget the ice, can I have a beer?
Would you like some nuts too?
What kind are you offering?
Cashew nuts, peanuts, chilli nuts. Any of these take your fancy?
What happened to Ice Cube?
Why aren't you paying attention?
