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What you going to wear to bed tonight?

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Your luck is in tonight then JJ.
I'll be wearing 8 ounces of sliced, pickled beetroot; two chihuahua's; Cat Steven's cast off beard; a fishtail parka and a broken de-humidifier smeared with treacle.
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Oooooo after four days the treacle must be ripe

In Cindy's honor I'll don a batman mask, water wings, with the tape from a reel to reel wrapped around my front
cassie71
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Absolutely nothing
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well come join me Cassie as I will be the same way
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Quote by jjustjenny
Oooooo after four days the treacle must be ripe

In Cindy's honor I'll don a batman mask, water wings, with the tape from a reel to reel wrapped around my front

Huzzah!!!
You're a certified fashion guru and no mistake JJ
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Tonight, I will be wearing 3 smoked mackerel; a pint and a half of Guinness in a sealed Sou'Wester; a Bing Crosby Greatest Hits CD; half a monocle and a pack of Tarot cards.
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Huzzah!!!
You're a certified fashion guru and no mistake JJ
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Tonight, I will be wearing 3 smoked mackerel; a pint and a half of Guinness in a sealed Sou'Wester; a Bing Crosby Greatest Hits CD; half a monocle and a pack of Tarot cards.


You are nutz .. have you even got the right thread?

Same old .. zip .. actually its a lot cooler here now so may be a willy warmer .. I shall see.



Sexiest here by the way.
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You were saying something about having the wrong thread John......? Ahem!
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Quote by Cindertoffee
You were saying something about having the wrong thread John......? Ahem!


You have a tickly cough? Hello Cin .. hope you are well.

back on the subject .. defo naked .. anyone want to join me?
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Good morning John
I'm very well thank you, hoping the same applies to your good (if rather whiffy) self

I'll forego the pleasure of joining your lil nekkid self if I may...I, er, have to go do that other thing that has to be done...
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Last time I joined you John all I got was Ovaltine

Unlike Cindy she showed me a good time, we played snakes and ladders, ate biscuits, don't tell Rosie but Cindy showed me something special yes her toenail clipping collection
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Ovaltine???
I'm not allowed within 200 yards of a jar of Ovaltine. One of my parole conditions...
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Last time I joined you John all I got was Ovaltine

Unlike Cindy she showed me a good time, we played snakes and ladders, ate biscuits, don't tell Rosie but Cindy showed me something special yes her toenail clipping collection


Once again you arent telling the whole story. We had passionate and steamy hot wild sex for at least 3 minutes and all the time you were moaning with pleasure saying 'When you are ready John' .. 'I have work in 5 hours' .. you said it was Heaven and Back!

lol what bloody thread is this?

ok this is true I actually had Ovaltine on my shopping list earlier this week but forgot to get it .. helps you sleep apparently.

.. sexiest.
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From what I've overheard in the powder room John, it's a stimulant you need...not a soporific...
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From what I've overheard in the powder room John, it's a stimulant you need...not a soporific...


I had to google that word!!

Yes ok I need me one of dem .. I will speak to my right hand nicely later see what he says.

I had 2 eggs on toast with orange juice.
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Have i fallen on the wrong thread? I thought you would be wearing the pouch i sent you a picture of John! I will be wearing a smile!
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I've thought of wearing bobbie, or Kitty, or Ginger, or.....
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Teira would be just find with me, then there'd be an added smile on my face
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a nightshirt....i will be in a hotel tonight, not my own bed....have to be prepared in case of an emergency....LOL
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meet me in the bar area, 5pm!
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I would like to wear Tiera tonight
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I am wearing a pair of White cotton Thong Panties and a Pink Tshirt
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I work nights and wear very little
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Quote by Cindertoffee

Huzzah!!!
You're a certified fashion guru and no mistake JJ
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Tonight, I will be wearing 3 smoked mackerel; a pint and a half of Guinness in a sealed Sou'Wester; a Bing Crosby Greatest Hits CD; half a monocle and a pack of Tarot cards.


You take all the sport out of it by smoking the mackerel but who am I to judge?

I'll just make do with an unopened jar of nutella and a pair of forceps and see what happens.
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as always, I am wearing nothing but a smile....
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Quote by jjustjenny


You take all the sport out of it by smoking the mackerel but who am I to judge?

I'll just make do with an unopened jar of nutella and a pair of forceps and see what happens.


I do have unsmoked mackerel JJ......
The Nutella I can readily understand.
The forceps however, have me all a-wonder...
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