What's the name of your penis?

6 Jul 2017

I'll start...

Monster Sword Lfunny

6 Jul 2017

Mine is named Ping.

6 Jul 2017

Quote by Lauradj
Mine is named Ping.

Hey, that was specifically not one of the choices! kickbutt

6 Jul 2017

Quote by Ping

Hey, that was specifically not one of the choices!

Calm down Monster Sword. Mine is apparently man tube.

6 Jul 2017

Quote by Lauradj

Calm down Monster Sword. Mine is apparently man tube.

So then, you admit it. You are an asshole! Lfunny

6 Jul 2017

Quote by Ping

So then, you admit it. You are an asshole!

6 Jul 2017

Mine is Monster Destroyer smile

6 Jul 2017

So if I had a penis it would be called Sex Destroyer? Sort of defeats the point of having a penis doesn't it?

A little bit of filth to read and/or listen to.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/filthy.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/a-gift-for-a-very-good-friend.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/date-night-1.aspx

6 Jul 2017

Quote by heidi
Mine is Monster Destroyer

Of course it is Big Hugs

6 Jul 2017

How age appropriate for me: Dangling Wand

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/exit-33-trust.aspx

6 Jul 2017

Dangling Pole. I actually did give my penis a name years ago. Fred.

6 Jul 2017

OMG... Those last two were hilarious!!

Fred, said it best. Lfunny

6 Jul 2017

Long steak..WTF..yep double checked that one Long Steak..

6 Jul 2017

Well, holding to the idea that my lush name is accurate and not just an attempt at a cheap pun, then I have a Pussy Hammer! f-hihi

6 Jul 2017

I think the idea is to pick a name from the table in the first post, isn't it? In that case, and given that the penis I 'possess' is attached to my hubby, it would be "Sex Steak". Hm.... not bad.... smile

6 Jul 2017

if i had one it seems it would be named "monster sword"

6 Jul 2017

If I had one it would be Love Stick lol

Hey babes Big Hugs

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

6 Jul 2017

Quote by kiera
If I had one it would be Love Stick lol

Hey babes

good morning my sexy babes Big Hugs

6 Jul 2017

Girthy Meat

14 Jul 2017

only bad thing about these kinds of threads. you post once and the game is dead because your reply will always be the same, unless your name happens to change somehow.

14 Jul 2017

Quote by ginger86
only bad thing about these kinds of threads. you post once and the game is dead because your reply will always be the same, unless your name happens to change somehow.

Yes, but still fun once...smile

Ivanka Simkiewisz

Ok, so my new strappy name for the day is...

...I - Bear...S - Meat...

Hi Ginger... hello2