What's Your Story?

23 Jan 2014

Mine was: I made out with my lover because a clown stole my taco. How apt.

25 Jan 2014

Com ON people, it's not that hard....

25 Jan 2014

may 5th, pink.... i wrestled a glass of vodka because i'm awesome in bed

25 Jan 2014

I tripped over a lunatic because I needed to pee.

My God!!! This thing is eerily accurate. lol.

25 Jan 2014

I fucked a hotdog because the voices in my head said so

25 Jan 2014

I fucked a candied yam because I'm sexy as fuck

25 Jan 2014

I wrestled Burt Reynolds because I am sexy as f*** (well fine the last bit at least is true!).

25 Jan 2014

I shot my lover because I am awesome in bed. I have some cheeky comments to add but I will for once be dignified and hold them in.

25 Jan 2014

September 26th pink................ I got naked with a mop because I'm awesome in bed. (ffs)

25 Jan 2014

Thanks friends ;) John, you CAN say the word FUCK around here, everyone has heard it before silly

25 Jan 2014

I licked a volleyball because a clown stole my taco

25 Jan 2014

Hope it wasn't my clown. (I woulda thought one taco was enough for him.)

25 Jan 2014

I wanted a Kardashian because I'm sexy as fuck.

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

25 Jan 2014

I tripped over a candied yam because the voices in my head said so.

†Jinxy Approved†

25 Jan 2014

LOL

25 Jan 2014

I wanted a hotdog because I am awesome in bed

25 Jan 2014

I tickled a porn star cause I am sexy as fuck... :/

25 Jan 2014

I beat a teletubby because a clown stole my taco.

25 Jan 2014

Quote by Syndy
I tripped over a lunatic because I needed to pee.

My God!!! This thing is eerily accurate. lol.

sorry sweetie! didn't mean to trip you but I'm not a lunatic, just a little warped.1LDP5D3rQXyVvs8a evil4

25 Jan 2014

Quote by ginger86

sorry sweetie! didn't mean to trip you but I'm not a lunatic, just a little warped.TH82rUdjPzEDZVIk

Think we are all.a little erm... different here Ginger dontknow

25 Jan 2014

Quote by ginger86

sorry sweetie! didn't mean to trip you but I'm not a lunatic, just a little warped.5KMXmcZp5iPy2rdm

A little warped is frightfully conservative in my Cindyverse.
Why not pop round round and we can investigate the possibility of extra warpage while rotating hamsters to old Slim Whitman numbers?
Regaeman Man

25 Jan 2014

I wrestled a teletubby because the voices in my head told me so

Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.

27 Jan 2014

I wrestled Aristotle because the voices in my head said so.

Hmm. So my delusions didn't like taking classical philosophy as much as I did, eh?

27 Jan 2014

I got naked with a teletubby because I had one too many drinks d'oh!

27 Jan 2014

I fucked a toothbrush because I'm sexy as fuck...lmao this is hilarious.

29 Jan 2014

I made out with a lunatic because I'm awesome in bed.

30 Jan 2014

I licked Burt Reynolds because I love bacon.

30 Jan 2014

I wanted a hot dog bcause my boobs are amazing

30 Jan 2014

I tickled an Easter egg because I had to pee