would you have fore play with your roommate

26 Jul 2014

never had a roommate

27 Jul 2014

I am moving in Ginger

27 Jul 2014

What?

27 Jul 2014

Quote by ginger86
never had a roommate

He meant cellmate

27 Jul 2014

Nope.........

This is my roommate........

27 Jul 2014

Quote by Rosiem
I am moving in Ginger

mmmmm my first roommate. of course i would have foreplay with rosie binky

27 Jul 2014

Is my roommate Ginger? If so...YES!

Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.

27 Jul 2014

Quote by Chrissy123
Is my roommate Ginger? If so...YES!

would love to be your roommate chrissy and yes, foreplay for starters Big Hugs

29 Jul 2014

Nope...she's straight, has a boyfriend and a 'tache that would have made Stalin green with envy.

29 Jul 2014

No roommate, situation vacant for female foreplay expert a practical exam will be set Whistle

29 Jul 2014

I will send CV Rosie also available for bar mitzvahs and weddings

29 Jul 2014

Quote by ginger86
never had a roommate

Do you have a spare room?? No problem if you dont ill just share your room.

Hey my babes Big Hugs

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

29 Jul 2014

Fore Play? Does that imply a round of golf?

29 Jul 2014

Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay?

A. They don't have time.

29 Jul 2014

Quote by bobbie93
Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay?

A. They don't have time.

In my case it's because they are asleep

29 Jul 2014

Quote by SirLoin

In my case it's because they are asleep

Because you drugged them or got them drunk, or bored them to sleep (runs like fuck)

29 Jul 2014

All 3.... now run faster before I get the chloroform out

29 Jul 2014

Quote by SirLoin
All 3.... now run faster before I get the chloroform out

I have to look after Pongo so I am prepared

29 Jul 2014

How did you know I had a respirator fetish?

29 Jul 2014

Q: Why do women fake orgasm?

A: Because men fake foreplay.

29 Jul 2014

Quote by bobbie93
Q: Why do women fake orgasm?

A: Because men fake foreplay.

Is a woman supposed to have an orgasm as well?

I was always told there were no prizes for coming second

29 Jul 2014

Quote by SirLoin
How did you know I had a respirator fetish?

I looked you up in Who's into What you must be proud of your 1001 fetishes

29 Jul 2014

Quote by bobbie93

I looked you up in Who's into What you must be proud of your 1001 fetishes

I am, but your world record of 1000000 skunk fetishes takes a hell of a lot of beating

29 Jul 2014

Quote by SirLoin

I am, but your world record of 1000000 skunk fetishes takes a hell of a lot of beating

He takes a lot of beating too

29 Jul 2014

Ok, make that 1000001....

29 Jul 2014

I was waiting for you to make yours 1002 lost my bet lol

29 Jul 2014

lol, and your forfeit is to don that respirator and rubber cape, and come over to mine....

now it's 1002

29 Jul 2014

Lol I got complete wet suit if you like and flippers

When we were younger my mate was looking at a neoprene skirt she tried it on and it showed ever crinkle lol so she said what could she were under it so I suggested talcum powder

29 Jul 2014

Flipper? Poor Dolphin