Join the best erotica focused adult social network now
Login

You Wake Up On A Deserted Island with the one above and say...

last reply
7.2k replies
194k views
12 watchers
1.7k likes
Guest
Lurker
Quote by heidi
I did, bra to, they are on the tree



Funny, I can't tell the difference.

And the tree doesn't talk back.
heidi
Active Ink Slinger
You can't tell because that book is not full of real women and news bulletin, this one does. Now instead of spending all your energy rubbing your worm, try sticks we need a fire.aKZsB6U2bzE61pUR
Guest
Lurker
Quote by heidi
You can't tell because that book is not full of real women and news bulletin, this one does. Now instead of spending all your energy rubbing your worm, try sticks we need a fire.QzfZG8jC16T1olOa



I'm hungry. I sense one of us is not going to make it through the night.
heidi
Active Ink Slinger
Dangle your worm in the water. Either we have seafood or that shark out there sees food. Here, if you attacked hold this up, I am going to sleep
Seems like a win-win for me
Guest
Lurker
Quote by heidi
Dangle your worm in the water. Either we have seafood or that shake out there sees food. Seems like a win-win for me



I think, given this is the start of Shark Week, you meant to say shark instead of shake.

I suspect you were typing with your labia again.
heidi
Active Ink Slinger
you did not give me time to proof read, you are fast, as usual
Unknown User
Your smiling because I know how to make drinks, arent you?? ;)
ginger86
Blonde Ginger
what would you trade me for this last chocolate chip cookie?

hi sexy
ginger86
Blonde Ginger
Quote by kiera
LOL ANYTHING!! Just gimme the cookie

Hey gorjus



heehee,you knew this was coming, cookie for nookie "hope i have the other bag of cookies hidden well"
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Quote by gingin



heehee,you knew this was coming, cookie for nookie "hope i have the other bag of cookies hidden well"


You can have all the nookie you want just keep those cookies cumming...and me for that matter
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Guest
Lurker
Quote by kiera


You can have all the nookie you want just keep those cookies cumming...and me for that matter


You are going to share the cookies right????
Unknown User
Lets go find something for breakfast... Then search this island for women!
heidi
Active Ink Slinger
Owl stew
vbbond
Active Ink Slinger
Guess we'll have a cheeky good time!!!
heidi
Active Ink Slinger
Does come causal to you mean opening your jacket?
simar
The Engineer
What are you looking out to the sea for?
heidi
Active Ink Slinger
For help saving you when you try out that raft you are sitting on
simar
The Engineer
Well would you like me to build a fire and brew some tea?
Guest
Lurker
Put your fucking engineering degree to use and get us off this island!

How's the new job, dude?
heidi
Active Ink Slinger
and pry G off the tree and take him with you, he may come in handy. If your boat springs a leak he is skilled at plugging hole and he has a fishing pole.
lynnwitt
Quantum Tease
We need a plan to get off this island.... eventually.
ginger86
Blonde Ginger
no one is around so why are you still wearing that dress?
heidi
Active Ink Slinger
wiggling while pointing at the ocean, does not mean your dick is like a divining rod.
Guest
Lurker
Dd you save the beer?