Help needed from an artist who likes both Tolkien and pussy

Hello. I am writing a story which requires a piece of artwork to be included, which I do not have the competence to draw myself. Basically, I am looking for an explicit "map" of the female external genitalia, but in a Tolkien The Hobbit map style, i.e. a bit like the example attached. We could discuss privately what needs to be included on the map (apart from cunt and asshole, naturally), including text (both English and Dwarvish?). But is there anyone here who is good at drawing and who fancies having a go at this? Please PM me - thanks! 😊

Well, I must say that this IS a clever thing. I do like Tolkien and have quite a few versions of most of his works, as well as those done by others. But, my artistic abilities consist generally of being able to spill paint.

That's such a fun idea. I wish I had the mapmaking chops to help you out.

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my artistic abilities consist generally of being able to spill paint.

Likewise! Well, it's good to know that others like my idea. But seemingly other Lushies are as unartistic as I am. Ah well...

Cool idea, Grusha! 😊

This IS going to be about Arwen Evenstar, right? Now SHE'S an elf I'd like to... Well you have an idea. 😇

I have some minimal drawing skills but not to the level of imitation of something existing. Interesting idea, though.

A map of 'Middle'.Earth, you might say? Take a look at a fantasy map creator called inkarnate, it might help you! I've played with it for my non lush writing.

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This IS going to be about Arwen Evenstar, right? Now SHE'S an elf I'd like to... Well you have an idea. 😇

As to Arwen, Lynn, I sympathise entirely. But no, this story is going to be more hobbity than elven. But I am sure that good packages come in small packages. And I always liked the sound of Belladonna Took - didn't you?