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What is boring in missionary?

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So you hear alot of guys talking about their worst time was doing missionary with a girl and she just laid there doing nothing.

I totally get why that's boring, but what i want to know is exactly what is classed as boring and what is classed as getting more involved? I dont think im boring, i definitely try not to be but it would be nice to know exactly what to do/what not to do.

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I've had good missionary and bad missionary. The bad was because she basically just laid there. No hip movement to match mine. No feet up with her heels on my ass. Very little if any hands on my ass or back of my head. Basically she let me use her pussy as a masturbation toy. Which as I type it sounds like a good plan, but it wasn't.



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Well it's like... if you just ... but sort of... hmmm this really isn't that easy to explain with words.

Tell you what - you lie back on your bed and i'll be right over xx
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This hasnt really answered my question
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Do the opposite of what I've described. Moan, move your hips with his. Grab his hair, push his mouth to your mouth and/or to your tits. Wrap your legs around him. REach down and play with your clit or his balls. Lots of things can be done to make missionary more exciting.



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While missionary is not one of my favorite positions, it can be really good too. When I am doing it in missionary, I like to use my hands to rub his back, sometimes grab his hands and pull him to me as he is thrusting into me, wrap my legs around him and push myself towards him to meet his thrust. I also like to lift my head and kiss too. I like to be very active during sex.

Speaking only from the woman's point of view, I think it would be very boring if I just layed there and he just hovered over me and fucked me. But like most postions, it can be improved with some enthusiastic actions. Usually its not the position that is boring, its the PARTICIPANTS that are boring.

Hope this helped.
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Don't look at your watch.
Don't be seen yawning.
Shrieking, "Don't mess my hair up!" is heading down the path to Boresville.
Pretending you share DNA with a plank of knot-holed plywood is sure to do the trick.

What am I forgetting, fellas?
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This hasnt really answered my question


I think missionary being boring is one of those things that has entered our brains through cultural osmosis much like the milf being every guy's fantasy. Guys aren't looking for a milf and missionary isn't boring.

Missionary has a boring name and it lends itself to jokes.

Doggystyle and reverse cowgirl are so boring! Dosen't sound right, right?

This one girl, she was so boring, all she wanted was missionary. We had sex with nary a position other than the way they did it in the missions.

Missionary sounds like the way priests and nuns fuck, to be honest.

That's my theory on why many think missionary is boring anyway.
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Don't look at your watch.
Don't be seen yawning.
Shrieking, "Don't mess my hair up!" is heading down the path to Boresville.
Pretending you share DNA with a plank of knot-holed plywood is sure to do the trick.

What am I forgetting, fellas?


You are forgetting that you inspired her remembering her wood plank ancestry, not anything else.

You fucking fool.
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Oooooh ok well i already do all those things mentioned anyway, just out of my own enthusiasm so thats good to know
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Damn, I like missionary.
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Guy's if you are having sex with a woman in the missionary position and she seems bored........it's not the position.....believe me.
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Guy's if you are having sex with a woman in the missionary position and she seems bored........it's not the position.....believe me.


Truer words were never spoken.
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Missionary isn't boring but it doesn't film very well - the female model is usually hidden underneath the male one (not a good thing) while doggy and reverse cowgirl offer the viewer a much more interesting sight and keep the man largely out of shot.

Thanks to porn skewing what people think is good sex, these positions are seen to be more "exciting" but that's just rubbish. Given the amount of body contact and eye contact it's hard to think of a position that is more sensual than missionary.
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I actually love watching missionary, although i guess it helps that im a straight female and love watching his hips go!
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I actually love watching missionary, although i guess it helps that im a straight female and love watching his hips go!


I'll remember to book us a place with mirrored ceilings then ;)
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Missionary can be plain-jane, and it can out this world incredible.

I had one girlfriend who loved missionary and was really good at it. Grabbing my hips she would guide me in and out while gazing into my eyes with that look of desire. I still remember the look of her beautiful blue eyes. It was definitely sensual and amazingly connected sex!
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Missionary sex is not boring .. I think Monroe you prefer missionary sex
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Quote by overmykneenow
Missionary isn't boring but it doesn't film very well - the female model is usually hidden underneath the male one (not a good thing) while doggy and reverse cowgirl offer the viewer a much more interesting sight and keep the man largely out of shot.

Thanks to porn skewing what people think is good sex, these positions are seen to be more "exciting" but that's just rubbish. Given the amount of body contact and eye contact it's hard to think of a position that is more sensual than missionary.

I agree with all of this. Missionary can be quite pleasurable and romantic, but there's nothing really exotic about it.

The negative view of missionary, in my opinion, is that it's the sole position performed by people who are ashamed of their sexuality. It's pretty much the 'standard' of intercourse. But it can still be a whole lot of fun.
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If anyone is bored by sex, no matter what position they use, then something is wrong.

Sex is great with the right person, and sometimes the "boring" missionary position can have all kinds of benefits - kissing and cuddling through it being one of the best.
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The missionary position is not boring .... I have to agree with those comments above, it is the enthusiasm of the parties involved that make it better or fabulous.

No one likes fucking a "starfish" [someone who doesn't respond] ... though, I have heard often, many women just want the guy to do all the work ... that in itself is fucking boring .... and tiresome for him!

I personally love the missionary position because I love to kiss, watch his eyes, feel his weight on me, caress his back, pull his ass closer, arching my back to get closer to him .... god, I love that with a partner who is kissing me, watching my eyes, holding my hands above my head, grinding down hard on me ....

oh my .... *fans face .....