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my favourite sex toy is my friends husbands big cock,,,,
too funny!
Quote by Jack_42
From my experience only female sex toys work. Male ones I have bought fall to bits or are actually painfull to use and the manufacturers don't respond if you complain here is a copy of a letter I sent to one retailer who has yet to respond.
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I returned a product to you and left a letter detailing my complaint but so far you have not responded. Herewith below is a copy of the letter I left with your employee at the Galerie Fenxi branch. I have also added one sentence regarding female sex organ size which I feel is very relevant.
Erotic City 1/7/12
To whom it may concern.
Dear Sir or Madam,
I am returning a product I purchased at your Vysocany store in the shopping centre some months ago. I am not asking for my money back I am complaining about the product. I tried it once and then never again and was going to throw it away but I have changed my mind and feel you should get some honest feedback about the goods you sell despite – the personal nature of them and a perhaps understandable reluctance to complain by customers.
This is called Wet Dreams and may I say Tortured Nightmare would be a more appropriate name. I do not boast about my endowment. I am below medium height and of a slim build and have never measured my penis but remember that women's sex organs can accommodate a wide range of penis size. However this device is painful to use even if using lubrication. It does in no way (to quote the overblown advertising on the side) ''feel like the orgamsmic convultions of a real woman's pussy'' I would have written to the manufacturers but they neglected to put their details on the product's box no doubt to discourage letters such as mine to yourselves.
I plan on leaving the item at the above shop with this letter and await your response with interest.
Yours faithfully,
Jack
Quote by crazydiamond
Oh god this was funny, and in no way to to hi jack the thread, I do have to share this Jack, it reminded me of your letter. I laughed so hard at the following I was crying. I loved detailed customer feedback, it's only right.
Customer Feedback- Veet for men hair removal gel
Quote by TandT
I have 2 stories about our favorite sex toy. Please read them for complete, wet details. It is the N'Joy Pure Wand. Amazing G and P spot toy!! A little pricey, but well, well worth it! Endless hours of squirting fun!
Video of Pure Wand being used: Video of Pure Wand making a girl squirt
Quote by crazydiamondit's pretty expensive, but it is good quality!
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Lelo Soraya
Best Vibe Ever!!
