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Remember your loved one – by putting their ashes in a dildo...

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angieseroticpen
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That is GROSS!
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jollylolly
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Imagine someone putting a loved one's ashes in a dildo and then using it on someone else!!

It's too disturbing for me. I would be poltergeisting anyone who did this to my ashes.
Magical_felix
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That's wild.

I wonder if they could put the ashes in a large buttplug if the deceased was a pain in the ass.
Magical_felix
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Imagine someone putting a loved one's ashes in a dildo and then using it on someone else!!

It's too disturbing for me. I would be poltergeisting anyone who did this to my ashes.


Imagine when grandma passes away too and her children then having to deal with the dildurn. Like, what do you do with it?
overmykneenow
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At least they're not branding it as Ashes4Gashes
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That's wild.

I wonder if they could put the ashes in a large buttplug if the deceased was a pain in the ass.[/quote

Felix you cracked me up with this one ...
SereneProdigy
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That's actually great! I just edited my testament...


"I want my ashes to be buried in [s]Disneyland[/s] Jenna Jameson's pussy."
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That's actually great! I just edited my testament...


"I want my ashes to be buried in [s]Disneyland[/s] Jenna Jameson's pussy."


Man, you'd make a damn good cockblocker!
Liz
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That's wild.

I wonder if they could put the ashes in a large buttplug if the deceased was a pain in the ass.


DirtyMartini
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Quote by Magical_felix


Imagine when grandma passes away too and her children then having to deal with the dildurn. Like, what do you do with it?



I have to assume you can pass it down from generation to generation, and after a few generations, you can no doubt amass quite a collection...you're next of kin will surely love you all the more for it...

Imagine being present at the reading of Grandma's will, and suddenly you hear "And to my favorite grandson, Felix, I leave Uncle Lawrence and Aunt Harriet's Dildurns"...

I mean, how can you not help but feel truly loved...btw Felix, I have to admit I'm more than a bit impressed with the name "Dildurn"...just did a quick search, and apparently the URL Dildurn.com has yet to be registered...

Dildurn.com - Search Results
http://dildurn.com/?reqp=1&reqr=

Yeah, I'll tell you...talk about a golden opportunity for some entrepreneurial type...I mean, we're talking about an opportunity here the likes of which we may never see again in our lifetime...

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Magical_felix
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I have to assume you can pass it down from generation to generation, and after a few generations, you can no doubt amass quite a collection...you're next of kin will surely love you all the more for it...

Imagine being present at the reading of Grandma's will, and suddenly you hear "And to my favorite grandson, Felix, I leave Uncle Lawrence and Aunt Harriet's Dildurns"...

I mean, how can you not help but feel truly loved...btw Felix, I have to admit I'm more than a bit impressed with the name "Dildurn"...just did a quick search, and apparently the URL Dildurn.com has yet to be registered...

Dildurn.com - Search Results
http://dildurn.com/?reqp=1&reqr=

Yeah, I'll tell you...talk about a golden opportunity for some entrepreneurial type...I mean, we're talking about an opportunity here the likes of which we may never see again in our lifetime...


You can have the dildurn concept. It's all yours. When you are a rich man you can thank me by giving a complimentary dildurn to my old lady when it's my time to check out. A 13.5 x 8 inch dildurn.
miketabcdefg
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In this moment where we check out the latest development in dildo technology and after death sex let's take a moment to go back in time to reflect on early developments in dildo technology...

28,000 years ago. Do you think she tried it. She has a glazed look, or maybe that's the focus.