About hopp3r


One of my favorite things to do on sites like this is to browse the profiles of others and learn what turns them on. Somehow, knowing that it gets them off makes it all the hotter for me. I try to communicate fantasies and ideas that not only arouse others but say a little bit about what turns me on, hopefully bringing things full-circle for everybody.

Growing up, I lived in the city and more urban environments but since going out on my own I've gravitated towards the country. The people and landscapes seem to be more to my tastes and it makes visiting bigger places seem all the more inspiring due to the lack of desensitization. I like people who can hold their liquor, a conversation, and my attention at the same time but I definitely give more points for the latter two.

Sometimes I come on here for a minute or two, other times I am online for several hours, chatting and reading stories. Sometimes I'll log in multiple times a day, other times I won't be online for weeks. Regardless of the situation, I do my best to respond to any messages but there are times when they come in rather belated.

Kik/Snap: MrE2theB (although if you come off as a scam-bot I'll probably block you immediately)

Reading, Thrift/Antique Shopping, Skiing, Cooking, Woodworking, Fishing, Playing Guitar, Playing Videogames, Travel
Favorite Books:
The Running Man, The Long Walk, Ender's Game, The Joy Luck Club, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, Ready Player One, The Disaster Artist, Dad is Fat, Harry Potter, 11.22.63
Favorite Authors:
Stephen King (as Richard Bachman), Stephen King (as Himself), Jim Gaffigan, Ernest Cline, August Wilson, David Lindsay-Abaire
Favorite Movies:
Primer, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Cashback, Brick, Star Wars, The Amazing Spiderman, The Avengers (and most MCU), Beerfest, It Happened One Night, The Graduate, Fargo, Secretary, Swingers, Scrooged, Kiki's Delivery Service, Moonrise Kingdom, Jiro Dreams of Sushi, Best in Show
Favourite TV Shows:
The Twilight Zone, Gravity Falls, Big Bang Theory, The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Community, South Park, Agent Carter, The League, Modern Marvels, American Horror Story, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Moonlight Drawn by Clouds, Strong Girl Bong-Soon, Daredevil
Favorite Music:
Daft Punk, Atmosphere, Nirvana, Ed Sheeran, The Offspring, Skrillex, Andrew WK, Madeon, Ellie Goulding, Death Cab for Cutie, Garth Brooks, Iris Dement, Johnny Cash, Jack White, Led Zepplin, Brother Ali, Foo Fighters, Gorillaz, Tatiana DeMaria, The Interrupters, Story Untold

This list is hardly all-encompassing so if you want me to never shut up, talk to me about music.


Date Joined:
24 Jan 2015
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Topic: U.S. generates more electricity from renewables than coal for first time ever
Posted: 29 Jun 2019 15:26

Makes sense. Domestic refineries are practically at capacity while plenty of effort is being put forth to expand the renewables market. I’m eager to see wind take off once enough companies take an interest. The potential for it in certain states (Wyoming, the Dakotas, etc) is staggering.

Topic: What makes ...
Posted: 17 Jun 2019 03:28

My favorite kind of sex is when:
- I feel like I need to hold back from reaching orgasm too quickly, eager to savor every feeing and little moment.
- I can’t focus on anything other than the task at hand, my mind completely free from distraction.
- The eventual orgasm leaves me feeling drained and satisfied with a delicious ache in my muscles which lasts for hours after.

This isn’t a difficult list to achieve but I probably only go 3 for 3 maybe a quarter of the time. The rest, I either can’t clear my head or the moment just isn’t ideal. Don’t get me wrong, I love to fuck. It’s just that some times are much better than others.

Topic: Sharing with your partner
Posted: 14 Jun 2019 12:05

Sharing a toothbrush with someone you are intimately involved with is not a big deal but it’s also not recommended. It’s not at all difficult to get one’s own toothbrush.
Personally, I would rather share a toothbrush (with someone I was intimately involved with) than not brush my teeth or have to kiss someone with rank morning breath. But I also wouldn’t want it to be a regular thing by any means.

Topic: What is the largest number of orgasms you have had with another person in a 24-hour period?
Posted: 14 Jun 2019 11:56

I can’t quite recall but I think my record is six orgasms in a day through sex.
It was with an ex girlfriend that I hadn’t seen in weeks. We greeted at the door and ran to the bedroom for sex. We went back and forth with positions for a few hours while I got off three times. Later on, we had dinner and then retired to the hot tub for another round (orgasm 4) followed by relaxing and then yet another round after that (orgasm 5). Once we finally decided to call it a night, we went to bed and had sex once more before falling asleep.

Topic: What exotic pet would you like to own?
Posted: 12 Jun 2019 09:12

If I had a million dollars, I’d buy an exotic pet.
Like a lamb, or an emu.

Topic: Summer Concerts (plans and daydreams)
Posted: 10 Jun 2019 22:07

Who here has plans for the summer months that involve good times and great music? Who / what groups are you hoping to see?

Last summer, I managed to catch a decent handful of shows but this summer is still up in the air. The only show I have tickets for yet is Weird Al but there are several others that I’d like to throw into the mix if things work out and my schedule stays open. I was going to get tickets to Woodstock 50 but that thing is shaping up to be the next Fyre Festival from the looks of it.

Topic: What's your favorite Christmas movie?
Posted: 09 Jun 2019 00:21

Miracle of 34th Street (the remake)
The Santa Clause

Topic: Rest In Peace "Grumpy Cat".
Posted: 09 Jun 2019 00:15

At least we still have Lil Bub.

Topic: Which is your favourite Lush picture even and why.
Posted: 09 Jun 2019 00:13

I suppose that depends on one's definition of a 'Lush' picture.

Topic: Too much casual dress ?
Posted: 18 May 2019 14:23

It’s definitely a reflection of society standards changing but it may not be specifically a generational thing. My grandfather always wore suits in his 30s and 40s, especially to work but even around town on the weekends. When he retired officially, his outfits quickly shifted into jeans and t-shirts and towards the end he wore pajamas exclusively when he was home, no matter the time of day. I imagine that he no longer felt the requirement to dress a certain way and didn’t want to put forth the effort. Basically, if he could get away with flannel sweatpants then who was he to wear anything else?

I had a rather strict dress code in school, a public school, when I was growing up and now I see posts on social media of parents arguing against schools that sent their kids home for wearing tank tops and shorts that NEVER would have been allowed when I was in my middle teens. Granted, school dress code enforcement (and the inconsistencies there of) is a completely other topic but if workout clothes are going to be considered to be acceptable across the board, then there isn’t much reason to expect anyone to be wearing a shirt and tie in their leisure time a few years down the line.

Although this isn’t to say that casual clothing is a bad thing. Personally, I appreciate that I can get up quickly and get out the door to start my day without worrying too much about it.

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Kat on Top [of the Hour]

Avi turned off the water and dried himself. In the next room, Kat was watching cable news. With a towel wrapped around his waist, he glanced at himself in the mirror but didn’t let his gaze linger. She, in her cotton robe, was laying back against the hotel bed’s headrest and scrolling through her phone. As the talking heads discussed topical events, her brow furled in frustration. “Rough day?”...

Added 14 Apr 2019 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 22 | Avg Score 4.7 | Views 787 | 17 Comments

Recommended Read Becoming A Bad Girlfriend

As the sun set, small lanterns and scattered tiki torches softly bloomed across the party. A stereo speaker blasted music but she hardly felt like dancing or singing along. Rather than joining the people laughing and smiling around the bonfire, she chose to stand just out of view, alone with her thoughts. Friday night gatherings should be fun and exciting but this one left her...

Added 26 Oct 2018 | Category Cheating | Votes 5 | Avg Score 5 | Views 12,001 | 3 Comments

Flush with Energetic Love

The night is flush with energetic love; a hurried car begins to disembark, illuminated by the moon above. The dim o-th dash (no more than just a spark) assists the driver's eyes to see the way afar, behind the vast horizon's dark. How burdensome the trek, be as it may, for it unfolds beyond the interstate and keeps this lustful mania away. Anticipating that which lies in wait, these...

Added 08 Apr 2017 | Category Love Poems | Votes 13 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 1,096 | 13 Comments

Sleight of Hand

Jenna arrived to the studio about five minutes early, or as she liked to put it, on time. The door slammed behind her from the wind and silenced the cacophony of the street outside leaving nothing in the quiet but the click of her heels. At the end of the first floor hallway were a set of narrow steps. She climbed them to the third floor and entered the first door on the left, a red one...

Added 30 Apr 2015 | Category Hardcore | Votes 7 | Avg Score 5 | Views 12,544 | 2 Comments

Good Morning

Micheal stepped out of the shower and wrapped himself around the waist with a towel. Steam had filled the small room with a thick fog that clung to every metal surface in sight. He approached the mirror and wiped a section clear with a clean slash of his hand and found himself starring back at his own eyes. He winked at himself and smiled. Continuing to remove the thin layer of mist...

Added 24 Feb 2015 | Category Masturbation | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.78 | Views 16,267 | 5 Comments

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Merry Christmas, handsome. Hope it's a great one
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Do you think she likes milk? 😂
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