mine is a long story ... one i am unwilling to delve into. Long story short ... i was born in '82 ... and like a feral tigress, i am in desperate need of taming.
Find something to occupy my hands ...
Hap is the luckiest fella on Lush ... he just recently won a million dollars. Congrats, Hap!
Bill secretly detests water and boats ... he just has that AV for the women.
EvilClown went to meet President Obama. After their visit Obama decided to try an implement his health care plan. Thanks EvilClown!
On the weekends, EvilClown moonlights as Elivra's footstool.
LMAO ... your fish is doing a good job!
EvilClown's AV is really a nerd with taped glasses ... we just see the Crow because he placed Lush readers under a spell ... to give him an edge.
lmao
EvilClown isn't very witty ... his fish is the one doing all the typing.
LMAO ... good one!
When EvilClown gets anywhere near cherry flavored Kool-aid, he gets high. Stay away from the red!
Hap ... doesn't know how to swim so he's taking lessons from a St. Bernard.
Supposed to be lies ... remember? LOL
Ah ... EvilClown sings the Barney theme song while skipping down the street ... on his way to work.
EvilClown is often hired to scare teens into using protection during sex.
Say no .................................. to my Sir lmao
Shhhhh ... don't tell everyone that. Ugh! LOL
EvilClown sips his soda thru a straw so as not to mess up his careful application of his Crow-like makeup.
You can't handle the truth!
EvilClown tried out for the Count on Sesame Street but was turned down because he was just too sweet.
imhapless thinks paddles are magic wands ... and will try to put a spell on anyone who remotely resembles Cinderella.
