Take another self-portrait
Right now .... i'm wishing i were in Canada.
Oh my ... that's horrible of me.
EvilClown comes to Lush while hiding underneath his desk ... so the little green men don't get him.
EvilClown got makeup tips from me. i know what you're thinking. i'm just good like that.
Reminds me of a car ... for some reason?
Because i said so, that's why.
Eh, i keep the pink bubble elephants in my back pocket ... it's part of my mystery apparently.
EvilClown once went on a jungle safari, marched with armies, and fought epic battles ... so what if it was really in his backyard?
Hmm i was wondering the same ... lol
Put my tongue to good use.
EvilClown's secret fantasy: having sex while floating on pink bubble elephants. Sorry, EvilClown, i couldn't keep that a secret too long!
Um ... not sure. That av is just a smidge intimidating.
Pennywise is EvilClown's real name.
Run ... and never look back.
Watch Underworld again and again ...
Hmm ... both, cumming up!
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OCD ... that's one way of putting it. lol
Run around a grassy knoll, throwing flowers in the air and singing "The Sound of Music"
