Most of you are happy when your wife or girlfriend buys you a video game or some new tool for Christmas. To be fair, most years I would be pretty happy about that too. This year though, my wife went above and beyond. She got me a twenty-three-year-old platinum blond with an insatiable libido. How many of you can top that? This was the first year we hadn’t had the kids home at Christmas. Although I am starting to believe t...