Drinks on the house (at least while Rumples away) Z, do you drink Bourbon?
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Algol
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by Kyle
There are times when I am clueless, you know like really, really, really clueless. It is not a fault, just sometimes I find myself seeing one thing and thinking another.
I was at her place, we were talking about things, I don't remember exactly, something to do with this and that. She wore a blouse that was cut to show off with out exactly showing off. Anyway, I noticed a button had come undone allowing a peek at the very sexy bra she had on. It was quite erotic in a subtle way. We kept talking, Another button came undone. I missed the signal totally. Out of the blue she says, "If I have to undue another button to get your attention I'll do the laundry instead." I couldn't stop laughing for a long time.
I think we (guys) are clueless; sometime you have to smack us over the head to get our attention.
I was out of town sitting in a hotel bar and had a few drinks. When I paid the bill I gave the bartender cash. She said. "What room are you in?" "I paid cash" I said. "I get off at twelve... what room are you in?" "What?" I said...."Oh never mind..." Then it hit me...Another opportunity missed.
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Quote by mercianknight
It is kind of cliched now, however, in life BK, my wife unexpectedly strolled into the lounge wearing a bustier, stockings and heels whilst I was watching the footie on the telly and coyly said, "What do you fancy for dinner?"
Aah! I miss those days.
Thank you Sir Knight...
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Quote by DamonX
I'm a guy. I don't need a line to get me to have sex!
DamonX, I think you missed the question, thread is. "What is the best line someone has said to you to get you to have sex?"
I'm a guy as well, Women have used lines on me...
Lois and She and Shameless, Thank you for sharing...
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Quote by SweetBitchQuote by chefkathleen
If anyone posts Tub Girl I'm leaving.
I was going to try and be funny and find the picture and post it. Mind you, I have never heard of tub girl. Now I must say, I will be right at chef's heels if not pushing her out the way to leave first if anyone does post it.
What is more disturbing is that someone out there actually has it tattooed on his arm.
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This has to be a first... We are all in agreement, ahh... come on group hug
(The twilight zone theme song softly plays in the back ground) 
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Quote by RumpleForeskinQuote by shameless009
Man I sure hope she lets me win again ...Oh ,, we are 4 pages ahead of club Zafia.
Might happen. Rita's a very obliging girl, though a bit lazy. Always laying down on the job.
As for Zafta, it's a comparing apples to oranges deals. Zafta specializes in quality music videos. Around here, we specialized in the military, you know: Private Parts, Major Blather, and General bull Shit.
Rumple Foreskin
Don't forget about the alcohol... It's all quality stuff around here... well except for the Lonestar
