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Thought you'd appreciate that one Al.
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Quote by chefkathleen
You ever see a guy bend over the bathtub naked? You know, getting the water turned on and the right temperature? See that dangling down there? Now, think gods leftover elbow skin. Look at the back of your grandpa's elbow and you'll see what I mean.
Nice visual Chef...
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Thanks for the drink Scooter, it's much needed... Sharon, I've been through the most fun divorce you can imagine, she was on here snooping so I stayed away. It is close to being over in the next month or so... I did make it to Ireland in the spring what a great place, I had a wonderful time. I'm off to make a shopping trip to restock the bar, I guessing it was Scooter who found the "special ingredient" for the coffee, I'll call Juan to see if we can got on his next flyby.
Those are funny Van!
I think I know her.... 
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A teacher is explaining biology to her students.
"Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she says.
A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered."
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"
"That must've been scary," said the teacher.
"It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty raised her back, went, ffffff!, ffffff!, ffffff!, but before she could say "Fuck", the Rottweiler ate her"!
"Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she says.
A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered."
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"
"That must've been scary," said the teacher.
"It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty raised her back, went, ffffff!, ffffff!, ffffff!, but before she could say "Fuck", the Rottweiler ate her"!
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Good Morning Everyone!
Bud, it looks like you might have you hands full with the 3 W's whiskey, women and work just take it ease and remember the story of the young bull and the old bull/
I trust y'all had a fun weekend... I hear Miss. Holly blew a... ah... darn... oh yeah a tire on her way home from the casino, with all the money she won I'm surprised she didn't just take a limo
I'm glad you made it back safe!
Thanks for the coffee Bud have an awesome Monday!
Bud, it looks like you might have you hands full with the 3 W's whiskey, women and work just take it ease and remember the story of the young bull and the old bull/
I trust y'all had a fun weekend... I hear Miss. Holly blew a... ah... darn... oh yeah a tire on her way home from the casino, with all the money she won I'm surprised she didn't just take a limo
I'm glad you made it back safe!Thanks for the coffee Bud have an awesome Monday!