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I don't play much anymore but if I have to pick a favorite, "Up the River, Down the River"
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Archangelistic
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 54
United States
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You're so ugly...ugly people say "Daaaaamn!!!!!"
You're so ugly...on the 7th day, the lord texted "SMH"
You're so ugly...your funeral was a closed casket....with a cinderblock on top.
You're so ugly...the bullet with your name on it reached for an eraser
You're plastic surgeon paid you for a procedure
The sun goes down when you wake up
Garbage pail kids collect your cards
Camera companies void the warranty for taking your picture
Somebody stop me please.....
You're so ugly...on the 7th day, the lord texted "SMH"
You're so ugly...your funeral was a closed casket....with a cinderblock on top.
You're so ugly...the bullet with your name on it reached for an eraser
You're plastic surgeon paid you for a procedure
The sun goes down when you wake up
Garbage pail kids collect your cards
Camera companies void the warranty for taking your picture
Somebody stop me please.....
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...and I'm not even Puerto Rican. Just the sexiest Latino Salsa ballad and Anthony and this band kill it.
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Adam & Eve store to stock up on some goodies
I'm all out of....
I'm all out of....
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Always wanted to fuck a star but don't think this is the right one....pass