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ArtMan
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 54
United States

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Roast beef: several thinly sliced pieces of roast beef on toasted wheat bread, Tobasco sauce, mustard, mayonnaise, tomatoes, pickles, onions, chopped green peppers.
The mods here are all volunteers who do a marvelous job. I think you'll find they are very pleasant and helpful.
An amberjack sandwich, potato chips, dill pickle, & Corona beer.
Splendid work by all. Congratulations to the winners and honorable mentions.
Of course men cannot fake an ejaculation, however, many men do fake orgasms. Some women may not be able to tell if the man has left cum in her or if wearing a condom he might dispose of it without her seeing that no ejaculate is in it. That is much easier in the dark. Men do fake orgasms for the same reasons women do.
If she is dressed provocatively, has obviously spent a great deal of time putting her make up on perfectly and gives off all those subtle teasing signs then she wants you to notice her.
To a client I don't need or want anymore: You are a procrastinating asshole and you always go past the due date before you pay. You called at 5:00 pm and asked for a mock-up by 9:00 am the next day. No you cannot have that. I have other clients that pay on time, that were ahead of you. If you want to pay quadruple my normal rate and pay up front, then I might be willing to work all night to make your 9:00 am deadline. Kiss my ass, and guess what? No one else is going to make that deadline either. Plan ahead sometime, you disorganized incompetent fuck.
Give me a well done boob job over tits with stretch marks that hang any day. Reasonably sized implants are very sexy. The ridiculously unnatural large ones, however, are not; but neither are natural tits that hang like a bag.
I do have a couple of tattoos. Nothing large. The first was in celebration of my first divorce and I guess I did that again with my second divorce.
Really no preference. First person is marvelous if the author is successfully expressing their thoughts and feelings in a very well written manner. In that case their story is most enjoyable.
A toss up between Inception and The Departed. He is a tremendous talent and has proven that his acting range is very broad.
In meaningful relationships of course. If its a meaningless one time fuck then no.
If they are pretty and have a tone body with sexy legs and firm tits.
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Today's cigarettes are unhealth(ier) than what they originally were. Now they're full of tar and cyanide and all kinds of other chemicals. Why those chemicals have been added, I really don't know? Maybe to add longer shelf life? Filler and less actual tobacco? Not sure.


Decades of scientific agricultural engineering went into producing tobacco that is much more addictive than it originally was so that the tobacco companies could grow their businesses and make higher profits. Since it is much more addictive smokers smoke much more often. The modern cigarette is a very dangerous thing.

You can also imagine what smoking unfiltered marijuana for many years will do to your lungs. Years of consuming the THC from marijuana has its effects also. Have you noticed how regular users of marijuana slowly lose their ambition to accomplish anything in life?
Depending upon the nature of the occasion, why not?
Surgery is the only option and even that is mostly for thickness. Genetics is the determining factor in penis size.
I cannot delete my blogs. There is a delete button to click but it does not actually do anything.
A grilled tuna steak, asparagus, brown rice, with Pinot Grigio.