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ArtMan
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 55
United States
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A chicken salad sandwich on a a sesame seed bun with lettuce; baked potato chips, a dill pickle spear and white wine.
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Magnificently immense. Let your imagination go wild.
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This is playland my dear. Expect reality elsewhere.
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Why choose just just one when both are immensely enjoyable?
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When you come home from work and the house has been cleaned out of nearly all belongings, the bank account as well, and there is a note to contact her attorney. You are thoroughly convinced when you find out she has been fucking every guy in town and has moved into a place with your (now former) best friend.
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It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Blazing Saddles
Caddy Shack
The Russians Are Coming! The Russians Are Coming!
National Lampoon's Vacation
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
National Lampoon's Animal House
Monty Python Search For The Holy Grail
Young Frankenstein
Dr. Strangelove
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
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Sometimes have more sex. If not watch TV and grab a snack.
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A hot roast beef sandwich on a hoagie roll with melted cheddar cheese, pickle wedge, and french fries with a cold Heineken.
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Hello Ashleigh and Happy Birthday to you beautiful lady!
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Bench seats be damned I have done it and it was most amazing!
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I would think that it would be barely noticeable and really not a big deal. Possibly some of us guys have uneven balls.
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Of course!!!

I especially like the idea of two gorgeous femmes naked and writhing.
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I did that once in high school. I thought she would think it was noble. The other guy much larger than me won both the fight and the girl. I started taking Karate.
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I second the motion on the french manicure. Very seductive and sexy! Cleanliness is sexiness. Good grooming reflects a lot about your character and worth.
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I would think the circumference would be much more than 2 inches to be considered thick. I have never measured one and don't plan to.
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My favorite team is the University of Miami Hurricanes!!!

The team I despise the most is the Florida Gators. I hate them.
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