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ArtMan
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 55
United States
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Say you are at a formal awards banquet. Your date is wearing a fairly short dress and teasing you with her legs while you sit in the back. Since you are hot expecting to receive any of the upcoming awards you let your date rub your crotch. SUDDENLY! You hear your name called out! To your shock you have won the next award and all eyes turn on you expecting you to get up and walk to the awards stage and receive it. Not a good time to have an erection in the rather thin material of your tuxedo pants. I would rank that as an embarrassing time to have an erection.
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People who retire and move to south Florida — GO SOMEWHERE ELSE!
People who should no longer drive because they are now too old to know they just blew through a stop sign or a traffic light and they now often confuse the accelerator for the brake pedal.
Young girls in low rise jeans and halter tops who have huge beer guts that hang out ore than middle aged men.
People who hire professionals and then tell them how to do their job. Can you say incompetent?
People who should no longer drive because they are now too old to know they just blew through a stop sign or a traffic light and they now often confuse the accelerator for the brake pedal.
Young girls in low rise jeans and halter tops who have huge beer guts that hang out ore than middle aged men.
People who hire professionals and then tell them how to do their job. Can you say incompetent?
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RAGE?
• A client that is months behind on paying their bill and still calls me wanting a RUSH job!
• Another client whose bill is over 12 months old calls and wants to order reprints!!! I think NOT! Not until the bill is paid and the reprinting is fucking PRE-PAID!!!!
• A client complaining about revision charges when they made revision after revision ALWAYS after the job was okay'd, then called to put said job on hold again for more revisions! The bill will stay as is!
• Logging into Lush and discovering everyone of your stories no matter how old has had someone come on and vote them all downward!
• A client that is months behind on paying their bill and still calls me wanting a RUSH job!
• Another client whose bill is over 12 months old calls and wants to order reprints!!! I think NOT! Not until the bill is paid and the reprinting is fucking PRE-PAID!!!!
• A client complaining about revision charges when they made revision after revision ALWAYS after the job was okay'd, then called to put said job on hold again for more revisions! The bill will stay as is!
• Logging into Lush and discovering everyone of your stories no matter how old has had someone come on and vote them all downward!
