I have so many drinks, variety and quantity. What does that say about me?
"your divorce is finalized."
I am rather flat chested. HA
Pussy eating is fabulously fun and dramatically arousing, an exquisite experience to behold. In other words, I enjoy it!
Food from Waffle House. I know that sounds crazy but so often in my days as a college student we would end up at Waffle House after a late night sex romp and it has left a lasting craving.
Buckeroo Banzai, it was the name of a movie. Buckeroo sounds like a good username.
Tonight a lady friend and I are going to a quaint romantic Italian restaurant. I plan to have the veal marsala with pasta and a red wine.
Teleportation sounds good to me. I could teleport into bank vaults and back again with bags of money in large denominations.
Several years ago I was invited to go with a client. It was quite an experience. Tiger Woods won that one. I do have a green jacket in the back of my closet somewhere. Should I put it on and sip mint julips while I watch the tournament on TV? I guess not, scotch whiskey would be much better.
McIlroy will win.
It is arousing as I imagine the sexual scene I am describing.
Make them all go back to the leather helmets and pads of the 1940s and I get you wouldn't have any more injuries than now, probably less neck and head injuries. Why, you may ask? Because they would not lead with their head anymore. No one would be so stupid as to spear tackle. They would want to hit hard but they would also be just as concerned for their own safety. What we would see is a lot more broken noses, just like the old days.
Isn't a gentleman, a man that can talk any woman's panties off, empty her bank account, and run off with her best friend, and she still loves him and would take him back?
Whatever a gentleman is I am sure I have never fit the bill. But I do hold doors, open car doors, walk on the outside, pull out chairs, etc. because even though I am 41 years old, my mama taught me to and she would still scold me if I didn't. (but where has it got me? two divorces.)
There is word on the streets that Peyton Manning's surgery had greatly diminished his mobility and arm strength and that is why Indianapolis did not want to re-sign him. I guess we will not know whether that is true or not until next football season.
Tim Tebow does not fit the finesse style of offense the Broncos want to run. I'd like to see him end up on a team better suited for him. Tebow would be better on a team that plays physical football, strength against strength.
Who would win in a bare knuckle alley fight, Tebow or Manning? Yea, Tebow hands down!
By promising her an A+ at the end of the semester.B6Q9lhghvqqfxkB1
I do not mind someone messaging me a story notice if it is a member who is courteous enough to frequently read and comment on other people's stories. In regards to those I actually appreciate their notice. However, those that never read and comment on others' stories should not send out a notice. That is just poor etiquette.
If they want to protect their work they should embed a copyright into the bottom corner of their photograph and/or post their photos/art on their site so that it cannot be copied and re-pasted. By not doing so on the internet is like posting their social security number and checking account number for all the world to see.
If I send a friend request it is because I have read a story by them that I liked or have enjoyed their posts in the Forum. If I see someone has listed my story as one of their favorites or signed up to follow my stories and they are not on my friend list I will send them a friend request. If they like my work enough to honor me that way then I should be honored to have them as a friend. I have no interest in cyber sex, which holds no appeal to me.
Make up sex = hot! Break up sex = cold deception!
A ham & turkey club sandwich, french fries, a dill pickle spear and a Diet Coke.
I absolutely agree with you LMB. Equal work for equal pay. I think the majority of corporations & businesses promote 'equal pay for equal work' from the top but still have many managers, especially at mid-level who do discriminate and do it ways that make it difficult to prove or realize that it is going on (without an extensive audit.) No doubt 77 cents on the dollar compared to male counterparts in the same job is not right nor is it acceptable.
Lube, lube, lube! And start slowly.
Just have fun and let it out, tell us what you want.
A bacon cheeseburger and onion rings.
Try a picture of some knitted cock socks. Alpaca makes a nice cock sock. But avoid some wools that can be itchy.Qc9Ubp76VlEMKwb7