Almost. I was a teenager and my hormones were coming online. I was asleep and my mum came to wake me. I must have been dreaming something hormone induced. When she woke me, I could see her in silhouette. Her outline like that and the way her boobs were framed against the light was more than I could handle. It wasn't because she was my mum, she was just a woman with nice boobs. My teenaged dick was hard immediately. I told her I would be up in a minute. When she left, I pushed the covers back and rubbed my hard cock. I stroked it and had a huge orgasm in about 30 seconds. Relief! I'm glad I didn't have to carry that around with me all day at school.

HYE given someone mercy sex?

She never meant to cheat, but she couldn't help herself.

She fell in love with a weatherman, but she grew tired of his predictions.

No. But I had a smoke detector go off in a hotel. Nothing happened. Who pays attention to those things anyway?

Have you been caught having sex in a car?

I saw him squeezing my wife's ass as I rounded the corner.