Do you know how annoying it is listening to your friends talk about how amazing it is to cum? Having to be all ears to words of gratification, wobbly legs and temporary blindness, all caused by an orgasm? I can tell you from personal experience that it’s hard work pretending to understand what the hell they’re all going on about. It’s not that I’d never had sex, or didn’t enjoy it when I had. God I did, I’d just never man...