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I personally don't have new year resolutions in case I disappoint myself after I don't follow through with it, but do any of you have New Years Resolutions?
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I call it soda if i'm talking about all types of soda but coke when i'm talking about coke.......does that make sense?
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"Sexy back" by Justin Timberlake....it was overplayed and annoying when everyone started singing it out of nowhere...ugh, i hate that song.
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Wow, men found the best excuse to look at a woman's breasts.
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Thanks for all your answers, guys! I really appreciate it!!
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I was recently told by a guy that i wear too much makeup! (I know, how rude!) What do you think about women and their makeup, do you prefer them natural with no touch ups or anything, or you don't mind a bit of makeup?
Please answer my question, guys!
Please answer my question, guys!
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Nicole Richie
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Other bad pickup lines: How come I know all the digits of Pi, and not the seven digits of your number?
Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a foot long!
Why don't you sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that POPS up.
I can spell boobies on my calculator but i much rather see yours...
Girl. if i were a watermelon, would you spit out my seed?
Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a foot long!
Why don't you sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that POPS up.
I can spell boobies on my calculator but i much rather see yours...
Girl. if i were a watermelon, would you spit out my seed?
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Ok the worst pickup line: "Hey, miss you got something on your chest.....MY EYES."
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When people judge you for religious purposes, then do something against their beliefs! It's so hypocritical!
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I definitely prefer an alpha male...I don't know, I like guys with big egos. But sometimes, guys have big egos to compensate for their small.....well you know.
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Quote by ali2teaseuQuote by Babeelicious
An easy way to pick a porn name is to combine your first pet's name and the street you grew up in. So my porn name would be Nicki Roosevelt. Wow, it sounds like a real name.
Scruffy Driftwood - it's not me
well it can't work for everyone
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An easy way to pick a porn name is to combine your first pet's name and the street you grew up in. So my porn name would be Nicki Roosevelt. Wow, it sounds like a real name.
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When I first heard this joke, I was cracking up with laughter...
What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?
Santa stops at 3 ho's
What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?
Santa stops at 3 ho's