It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.

If you can’t form complete sentences or can’t think of something original to say then don’t bother.

I also do not want to see your cock…if you send me unsolicited cock pics, I will in return send you very graphic gay porn and then close the PM on you. Or if I'm feeling lazy I'll simply block you.

Pick up lines, cheesy BS, and comments about my looks isn't not why I am here. Those messages are deleted, ignored, and I don't reply to them.

A good imagination, reasonable grasp of the English language and knowing your way around gifs go a long way.

Don't think cause you fucked my brains out once before, I am now yours alone.

Oh, I prefer the fairer sex, but nobody reads this far anyway.

Have a great day!