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Over 90 days ago
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Women washing a car that only asses drive. Like maybe... a Hummer.
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Ooooh! Oooh! Ooooh! I want to say so much on this topic. I agree with most of what's been posted so far. I read these posts and want to say "Yes yes yes!!"
So I'll try to limit myself to new ones, but it's hard not to repeat some of the ones that really irk me.
"First of all". Yes, the point you are about to make is the first, so it is first of all the others. I suppose this is grammatically correct but there is no need to add the "of all".
"Second of all". How can something be second of all the other things? Does that mean everything else comes first? Do you mean last?
"Most unique" or "very unique". Unique is unique. One of a kind. It doesn't need to be qualified.
Saying the word "like" when not making a comparison. This has become common in speech, but, like, people are, like, doing it too much. It's like, it is said, like, multiple times in each sentence. I know am guilty of this in speech myself, so I feel really, like, guilty when I catch myself. I suppose it means you can't think of a better word, so you are just expressing something "like" you wish you could? I "liked' when Jimmy Kimmel did a count of Miley Cyrus using the word "like" 24 times in 30 seconds though. That was, like, awesome.
Irregardless is not a word (although the Lush spell check doesn't flag it... hmmm). I have an Occupational Therapist that says this, and there is no polite or delicate way that I can correct her. I enjoyed in the TV series "Band of Brothers" when David Schwimmer's character said it, to show what a fool he was. I always wonder how many people that watched that show caught it.
The misuse of the words "I" and "Me". This is really irritating, and has become so widespread, I am starting to wonder if their usage rules have changed. It seems that no one is getting this right lately, and it's all over popular culture. I hear it most when I watch reality TV programs. (My own fault to be sure, but we each have our guilty pleasures). I see this everywhere - in conversation, on facebook, and even in the media. "A colleague took my wife and I to supper" WRONG.
Changing of the Guard. Nope. It's Changing the Guard... no need for the "of". I was in a Guards regiment. Even they get it wrong sometimes.
Finally (for this post), one of the most annoying things people say is, "It's not you, it's me." Nope. If you are breaking up with someone, you may really even think that it's you that needs a change, but in reality, it's you that finds the other person has a fault you can't live with, so it's really them. Don't use this line.
Ok, so like, that's all for now.
So I'll try to limit myself to new ones, but it's hard not to repeat some of the ones that really irk me.
"First of all". Yes, the point you are about to make is the first, so it is first of all the others. I suppose this is grammatically correct but there is no need to add the "of all".
"Second of all". How can something be second of all the other things? Does that mean everything else comes first? Do you mean last?
"Most unique" or "very unique". Unique is unique. One of a kind. It doesn't need to be qualified.
Saying the word "like" when not making a comparison. This has become common in speech, but, like, people are, like, doing it too much. It's like, it is said, like, multiple times in each sentence. I know am guilty of this in speech myself, so I feel really, like, guilty when I catch myself. I suppose it means you can't think of a better word, so you are just expressing something "like" you wish you could? I "liked' when Jimmy Kimmel did a count of Miley Cyrus using the word "like" 24 times in 30 seconds though. That was, like, awesome.
Irregardless is not a word (although the Lush spell check doesn't flag it... hmmm). I have an Occupational Therapist that says this, and there is no polite or delicate way that I can correct her. I enjoyed in the TV series "Band of Brothers" when David Schwimmer's character said it, to show what a fool he was. I always wonder how many people that watched that show caught it.
The misuse of the words "I" and "Me". This is really irritating, and has become so widespread, I am starting to wonder if their usage rules have changed. It seems that no one is getting this right lately, and it's all over popular culture. I hear it most when I watch reality TV programs. (My own fault to be sure, but we each have our guilty pleasures). I see this everywhere - in conversation, on facebook, and even in the media. "A colleague took my wife and I to supper" WRONG.
Changing of the Guard. Nope. It's Changing the Guard... no need for the "of". I was in a Guards regiment. Even they get it wrong sometimes.
Finally (for this post), one of the most annoying things people say is, "It's not you, it's me." Nope. If you are breaking up with someone, you may really even think that it's you that needs a change, but in reality, it's you that finds the other person has a fault you can't live with, so it's really them. Don't use this line.
Ok, so like, that's all for now.
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Ya, that was 3 leaves trying to look like a Maple Leaf. I'm Canadian. I know.
Canada Bikini
Canada Bikini
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I agree Geek. The United Statesians need to open up a bit. I love this idea. Celebrate Canada Day!
Canadian Body Paint.
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I prefer without one. When I put them on, I get really really hard and excited. I don't know why. So I last longer without one. Go figure!
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I had a girlfriend that bought a pocket rocket which she used on me for frenulum massage. Awesome. I used it back on her so we both enjoyed it. Years later, we are no longer together, but I have an Occupational Therapist that comes over once every two weeks to help me out with my depression and anxiety, and she saw it on the dresser. "Feeling good this week?" she asked me. I didn't have anything to say, let alone that I hadn't realised it was sitting there for years. Talk about triggering my anxiety! I felt better when she said "Oh, we've all got one, so relax."
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Eyes closed. Enjoy the senses.
But the first time I made out, I opened my eyes to make sure it was real and she really chose to kiss me!
But the first time I made out, I opened my eyes to make sure it was real and she really chose to kiss me!
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I am not picky. Well, maybe I am... I'm not partial to blondes because they seem to be some idealized American form of desire. Plus most of them I have met are dye jobs anyway.
I go through phases (I don't know if it's a biorhythm thing or what) where I'm really crazy about redheads. I fantasize about freckled shoulders and red hair and they drive me nuts when I am in that mode.
But mostly I tend to like dark eyes and dark hair. So mysterious. Love it.
I guess I just like women.
I go through phases (I don't know if it's a biorhythm thing or what) where I'm really crazy about redheads. I fantasize about freckled shoulders and red hair and they drive me nuts when I am in that mode.
But mostly I tend to like dark eyes and dark hair. So mysterious. Love it.
I guess I just like women.
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I never heard the term Soul Mate until mine said it to me. She said "I think you are my soul mate" just before we made love for the first time. We were together for 2 years, and she was the love of my life. I still have dreams about her 20 years later.
But, we were separated into a long distance relationship and she decided to end it. I don't know, perhaps she found someone else.
For me, she has been the love of my life and soul mate.
But, I believe that perhaps there is a relationship that will be even stronger in my future. I have to believe that. Right?
But, we were separated into a long distance relationship and she decided to end it. I don't know, perhaps she found someone else.
For me, she has been the love of my life and soul mate.
But, I believe that perhaps there is a relationship that will be even stronger in my future. I have to believe that. Right?
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A girlfriend of mine proposed a game one evening. Put on a porn movie and sit next to each other naked. The first one that touched themselves had to deliver the sex act that the other one requested. We played the game many many times. Sometimes I won, and sometimes I lost and then won.
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My penis changes length based on how sexually aroused I am.
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The attic. Start from the top and work your way down I say.
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Bloggins
The name of a random person.... as in "Forum contributor Bloggins went on and on about the benefits of eating kale again".
The name of a random person.... as in "Forum contributor Bloggins went on and on about the benefits of eating kale again".
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Oh crumbs... sorry... I haven't posted enough to post pictures. I'll be back later.
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I once dated a woman who loved that. I had never heard of it before, and when we first went to bed together she grabbed my butt and pulled me up so I was positioned to put my cock between her tits, and then pushed them up to wrap around me. I said something stupid like "that feels very soft and warm".. and she said... "You're supposed to fuck them silly!" Even when we were having sex other ways, she would always bring my hands to her breasts and want them squeezed and played with... it really turned her on in a big way. I haven't met someone that that turned on by it since, but t was definitely a turn on for me to see how excited she got.
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I never heard the term Pokies before!
When I was in the Army we used to call them NERTS - Nipples ERect Through Shirt.
If we were marching through the streets in a parade or ceremony, we would call out NERTREPS - (NERT REPORTS) - just loud enough so the soldiers around us could hear... for example... Nertrep - Left 10 o'clock - brunette - short hair - blue shirt.
Ah memories
When I was in the Army we used to call them NERTS - Nipples ERect Through Shirt.
If we were marching through the streets in a parade or ceremony, we would call out NERTREPS - (NERT REPORTS) - just loud enough so the soldiers around us could hear... for example... Nertrep - Left 10 o'clock - brunette - short hair - blue shirt.
Ah memories