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Batman
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 70
United States

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Some like it HOT
some like it Cold
Some like in the grave
10 days old.

I am not one of those

Bat
Godzilla was A-sexual. And nic loved both ways with the big G.

Bat
And thank god they aren't.

But to each thier own.
One man's beaty is another dog.

Bat
If that were her - I can't have turned away to begin with.

Bat
Welcome Gailuv, and no - not all men do.
I for one do not.

Bat
Have him listen to you all for 24 hrs, without replying.

Cut his mouse wire.

Tie him to a chair and all you ladies get naked and what ever and he can't do 'A' thing (with his thing).

More ideas coming.

Bat
It would have to be a

With B-girl in the middle.

Bat
If you do, my pants will fall down - then what?

Bat
Nicki wants a 2 on 1 with Margaret Thatcher & Hillary Clinton

And not the Political debate kind

Bat
And to you all - Happy Easter.

Now I want to climb in the basket with her and the eggs.

Bat
Happy Keaster...




ALL I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LIFE

I LEARNED FROM THE EASTER BUNNY

Don't put all of your eggs in one basket

Walk softly and carry a big carrot

Everyone needs a friend who is all ears

There's no such thing as too much candy

All work and no play can make you a basket case

A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention

Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day

Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits

Some body parts should be floppy

Keep your paws off other people's jellybeans

Good things come in small sugarcoated packages

The grass is always greener in someone else's basket

An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare

To show your true colors you have to come out of your shell

The best things in life are still sweet and gooey



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