I tend to normally agree with both DD and the nurse, but not this time. He does zip for me
I'm reserved, quiet and quite self contained
I think that in conjunction with being a reasonably tall, blue eyed blonde tends to get a second look particularly seeing as my friends are quite loud and outgoing
I have four, 3 boys and my girl.
There are moments ( particularly when they're asleep) that I think I'm the luckiest woman on earth.
Zip, nada, nothing erotic about breast feeding. And this coming from a mother of 4. The only pleasure derived was that of the closeness and bonding between myself and my children.
3 simple words to remember
LESS IS MORE, people!
Keep the money shots for those that request them, trust me, this will be appreciated by most of your audience
Select your best feature and work with that. If you have a great set of abs, shirt off or undone, jeans button undone and work that pose
Choose black and white images or sepia, they're always the most flattering.
Crop in tight, eliminate those distracting images that are mentioned above, or that little roll of love muscle that resides above your hip ;)
People like a little mystery so keep us guessing and tease us with your best bits... Not those bits! Sheesh!
Screw you and you shitty family!
Two hours I spent in the kitchen cooking while you all sat outside drinking wine and laughing, not one of you lazy shits came in to even ask if I wanted a helping hand. Four days it's been like this, officially over you and your witch of a mother!
I swear if you ask me why I'm so quiet one more time I'm going to unload on you like a ton of bricks, surely you can't be as thick as all that? What am I saying, of course your not!
Clean up time and the lazy fuckers are all sitting in the lounge room
Wishing you your hearts desire
Happy birthday
Xx
Broom stick has landed, holding my breath. Bring it, you old cow
You leave shattered.
I'm oscillating between being furious, devastated and lost
I hate that you can do this to me
Chickens
Blue tongued lizard
Magnificent tree frog
A sun conure(parrot) who thinks she's one of the kids, oh and 4 kids; they count as pets right?
Wind in the tree tops
Rain on a roof
Crashing of waves
Being someone's fantasy can be sweet, so long as that person is able to maintain the boundaries between fact and fantasy.
It can spiral out of control when theyre unable to distinguish between the two.
My phone....my family on Mother's Day at the beach, the kids running towards me with crazy faces...makes me smile every time.
Laptop...my kids body surfing the waves
No maybe about it. I'd not want another's toys, makes my legs cross and lock just thinking about it
I adore stubble that's been well kept, my husband is a defence member, so unfortunately it's not something I get to see on him very often. I love summer holidays when he lets it grown in, goatee and short stubble, oh my, swoon
Lips part, breath suspended as she gazes up at his rampant cock
35
I really thought it would came back much, much higher
Welcome to the 40's, surprisingly it's not as bad as I thought xx
Congrats girls and felix, well deserved wins