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BelleduJour
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Quote by Jethro
For the last 28 yrs the answer to that is my wife


Awwwwwww, awesome answer!
She's a very lucky woman (and you must be lucky as well to have made such a comment).
LOVE IT!
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Quote by Kristind
Shakes her head.."Ahhh..........................................................................................................no"


Ditto.
Sexual 'favours'? Give me a break
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Simple, if I only had one type of exercise or sport... it would definitely be sex. Sexercise... Sexarobics... A variety of positions to exercise a variety of muscles. Plus, you have to enjoy it right? Hands down... SEX, yup, that would be my choice. smile


DAMMIT you stole my answer!

Okay, if not sex then...skiing, hockey, yoga, horseback riding, hiking, biking, swimming...oh wait, that's more than one isn't it?

Oh fuck it...I choose s-e-x
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i voted hardcore - that said, i can tell you that the most popular catagory on Lush is .


Yeah, I don't get the thing. I get to some degree but fucking your mother or son or whatever... Kind of disturbs me to be honest with you but to each their own I suppose!
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Ok so I was able to put together this little ditty of mini's we could get right shitfaced on..


I also thought I would class it up a little and thought you may be wooed by a bottle of this. I know you like it a little more "high class"



I promise I wouldn't every leave you with that bum smoking that "post-coital cigarette". I will make sure to hail a cab for you and pay the driver in whatever booze we have left. I am sure he will take you exactly where you need to go.

I got your back Belle!


I suppose they don't rank you as 'wise ass' for nothing

You da best Dude
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never saw aman who wouldn't rather lay his head on a pillow than a table----Voluptuous


Good one
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Quote by sprite


*shakes fist* you stole my answer, Belle! smile


FINALLY I beat you to the punch

You've been stealing my lines for ages now...but don't worry...you shall always rule
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Swallow, swallow, swallow ... did I mention swallow? I don't share (cuz there is never any left to share). I smile before, during and after. Eye contact is essential. I don't really spit (unless asked) .. but I do lick up afterwards .. with a smile of course with moans.


Abso-fucking-lutely
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Unscrewed the tops of a salt and pepper shaker at table across from me and watched as the couple who were sat there dump an entire container of salt on their pasta...just because...
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That's the Canadian spirit! I knew I could count on ya Belle! Rummages through my bag of mini's What's your poison tonight? Vodka, whiskey?


Surprise me

Just promise me that if I get too drunk and pass out on you that you won't leave me for dead. Or worse yet, leave me only to find myself waking up from my drunken stuper to witness the homeless bum smiling from ear to ear at me and smoking a post-coital cigarette - UGH!
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Does the condom have to be fresh? Maybe the bum could find one for us just in case I forget.

To make the night a little more romantic, I'll bring some booze. I have stolen a few minis off of the Jack Daniels bottles at the local liquor store. A little liquid courage never hurts right?


Baby, if you're cool with squeezing your Canadian dipstick into a dirty cum-filled cock-wrapper, then the least I could do is oblige you. A little STD or two never killed anyone...has it?

As for liquid courage, I'm in agreement. Why not throw back a few shots with the homeless bum while we're at it. I'm sure he's cool with sharing his liquor stash in exchange for us allowing him to watch you plow me
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The difference? Well, in one scenario, you stick your dingdong in her coochi snorcher and in the other, you stick it in her poop shute. In either case, you both get fucked
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Hey Belle, wanna fuck?


Awwwwe Dude, you're such a romantic and really know how to make a woman feel special

(P.S. meet me outside in the dark alley near the overflowing dumpster and homeless bum living in the cardboard box and Jesus Christ, DON'T forget the fucking condom!)
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Hmm, let's see...

Would you prefer to date a woman who is sweet, kind and only wants to please you or a woman who just wants to blow through your money, treat you like shit and then leave you with a pair of blue balls?

I rest my case.eO3wxY79YOKlLXix
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Quote by Nikki703


Totally Agree. But sex before going to sleep is just as good.

The best though is late night sex that turns into morning sex.................best of both worlds!! HAHA


Oh my...yes, YES and YES!!!
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i'd be happy to list mine here. smile

youhavegottobekidding7557


Funny, that's my addy too! Maybe we could tag team for the poor fella. A virtual threesome
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Agreed. Want some?


Mmmm but only if you got butter. I like lots of butter
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I don't think this is even possible.

All of the shops that I have been in have either attendants staffing the changing area or cameras around watching, and in the specialty stores the security is even more vigilant.


Agreed BUT you could always opt for playtime in just any store with unattended change rooms. I think what you're looking for is more the experience of some naughty time - nothing gets the blood pumping like an afternoon of sexy bra and panty shopping ;) If it's too difficult to pull this off at your fav lingerie store/department, I would strongly suggest putting on your best bra and panties BEFORE you head out the door, scout out the perfect store to 'shop' and then head to the change rooms (preferably with doors and not curtains) and enjoy! At the end of the day, you're both just looking to get some action. Good luck!
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hankyspanky wrote:
Fake avatars&giving Birthday wishes&never getting a thanks! Ive done that many times,is thanks too much from,"friends" No!


You're joking aren't you? At least using one of the lush avatars would be better than having NO avatar wouldn't it? That outline of a person on your avatar isn't really you either I'll bet.



NotSoBigD wrote:
I guess my Pet Peeve would have to be stories that are so far fetched as to be unbelievable. I may be old but I am not totally ugly and never has a beautiful, drop dead sexy woman walked up to me and said "Wanna fuck?" In real life that doesn't happen, at least not to me. Write about reality! Also, learn the difference between then and than.



I looked at your profile and it seems you have written NO stories. Even if you had written some stories, it still wouldn't give you the right to criticize those who have written the stories here so YOU can read them. If you don't like them, don't read them.

Just because a drop dead gorgeous sexy woman hasn't walked up to you and said "wanna fuck?" doesn't mean it's never happened to anyone else, EVER.



Oh sweet Jesus, you've both been served by none other than Trinket!

Thata girl - keep 'em on their toes
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Nope and not interested in it at all. I am in no way a prude (far from it!) BUT getting passed around like toy just isn't my thing. I'm pretty discerning when it comes to who gets to bury his cock deep inside me. Call me old fashioned :P
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I'm assuming you meant 'sexY' photo not 'sex photo'...

And yes, I am guilty of this. When it comes to my man, I am all about pleasing him and making sure he realizes just how lucky he is to have me as I am to have him otherwise why be together? You can NEVER sit on your laurels when it comes to keeping the spark alive in your relationship. Complacency is often a death sentence for most couples. Which is such a shame because it doesn't take much and it's usually the little things that keep the fires lit like sending a sexy text or taking a naughty pic and sending it when he least expects it. Ooh la la smile
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Dear Lord! Well, in all honesty, it really depends if I have a man in my life and how often we're together - if he's with me, I have absolutely no need to masturbate unless it's together.

If/when I'm on my single or away from my man, I typically masturbate at least twice a day pretty much everyday (once in the morning and at least once but sometimes twice before bed). Having said that, there are days (usually lazy weekends) when I have been known to spend a lot more time masturbating than I care to admit.

What can I say, I blame it on being half Italian and half French. Being horny is in my DNA! LOL! C'est la vie!!
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