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Belthazor
3 hours ago
Straight Cis Male, 34
0 miles · Florida

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Both fo' sho'. Unless, like... the people I run the risk of being caught by are family. Then I'm like "Leeeett's pump the brakes." lol
Okay, couple of things.

#1: That's sexual harassment. If some dude noticed your nipples were hard and kept trying to brush against them, you'd slap him and have him arrested, wouldn't you? As well you should. And you should receive the same treatment for treating a man like a piece of meat. *Especially* when he's "shy" or "trying to avoid eye contact." That's him telling you that he doesn't want to be hard or groped! And you just do it anyway? What kind of Trumpian sicko does that?

#2: Unless the dude is pitching a tent, how would you even tell? This sounds like some half-cocked (no pun intended) bs you came up with while daydreaming or watching porn.
And patokl: Granted, but your money comes from being a Columbia drug lord. (Think "Bedazzled" remake.)

I wish I had superpowers!
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Good lord how big of an engagement ring would you buy that is equal to a house?


I desire a brand new automobile with no car payments.
Turbo charged, all-wheel drive, throaty exhaust, great gas milage and any color but white, black or silver.




It's not.... I just want to be able to buy both things.
Granted, but only on Tuesdays and only in Phoenix, Arizona.

I wish I had enough money to buy a house and an engagement ring.
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Are you using the embed code, which Lush's Youtube embedder requires? That's the one I usually mess up on because the other board I'm on regularly just uses the share address.


The share code, I guess, but Idk how to find the embed code. Maybe it's because I do most of my stuff from my iPad and so it's the YouTube app rather than the website?
lol It has on occasion.

Who was this "Cockney knockout," if you don't mind my asking?
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Awwww Jason. You wish


Then again, who knows? I could probably take you.
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I actually sang the line when I read it so I knew it needed some musical assistance becasue as we both know, Sprite would not have gotten the reference.


Well of course. Nice girl, but about as bright as a bag of hammers.
Oh, I wouldn't dream of trying to dominate Trinket. She'd own me. lol
Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries! (Has that one been used already?)
You're a three-decker, sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich. With arsenic saaaaauuuuce~
Aaaand cue the self-loathing. I mean... parts of me are okay. My hair (usually) and my eyes are nice, I usually like my arms and my lady likes... other parts (may she never get her eyeglass prescription updated), but besides that...
I suffer from depression.
I lose all shred of "manliness" when I see a dog. (Cue high-pitched "awlookitthepuppy!")
I spend a lot of time wondering if the people around me actually care if I'm alive.
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Animals are real, monsters are not. If your 'monster' looks, sounds and acts like a horse, it's not going to get through. Leeway is given for supernatural creatures.



This sounds like it's gonna' be a tricky one to moderate for y'all. I mean, if someone was talking about, say, a centaur, all those bits are pure horse, so...
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Is that a yes or a no?


Oh, that's a yes. lol Typo.