Both fo' sho'. Unless, like... the people I run the risk of being caught by are family. Then I'm like "Leeeett's pump the brakes." lol
Okay, couple of things.
#1: That's sexual harassment. If some dude noticed your nipples were hard and kept trying to brush against them, you'd slap him and have him arrested, wouldn't you? As well you should. And you should receive the same treatment for treating a man like a piece of meat. *Especially* when he's "shy" or "trying to avoid eye contact." That's him telling you that he doesn't want to be hard or groped! And you just do it anyway? What kind of Trumpian sicko does that?
#2: Unless the dude is pitching a tent, how would you even tell? This sounds like some half-cocked (no pun intended) bs you came up with while daydreaming or watching porn.
And patokl: Granted, but your money comes from being a Columbia drug lord. (Think "Bedazzled" remake.)
I wish I had superpowers!
Granted, but only on Tuesdays and only in Phoenix, Arizona.
I wish I had enough money to buy a house and an engagement ring.
So... "pot-stirrer..." or troll?
lol It has on occasion.
Who was this "Cockney knockout," if you don't mind my asking?
Right now, I'm looking at 15,516 views.
Oh, I wouldn't dream of trying to dominate Trinket. She'd own me. lol
Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries! (Has that one been used already?)
You're a three-decker, sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich. With arsenic saaaaauuuuce~
Aaaand cue the self-loathing. I mean... parts of me are okay. My hair (usually) and my eyes are nice, I usually like my arms and my lady likes... other parts (may she never get her eyeglass prescription updated), but besides that...
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
An hour or two ago, probably.
I suffer from depression.
I lose all shred of "manliness" when I see a dog. (Cue high-pitched "awlookitthepuppy!")
I spend a lot of time wondering if the people around me actually care if I'm alive.
Unfortunately, the doctor says you can't do that anymore.
No, no, patokl. Sorry to break it to ya', broski, buuutt...
Fortunately, the car didn't blow up.
Unfortunately, I have to go to work today.