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Belthazor
2 hours ago
Straight Cis Male, 34
0 miles · Florida

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Writing two different papers or doing biology homework. Or studying for my test on Monday,
I'm fairly certain that's called , so I'd hope no one ever experiences this.
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Is that nail polish I see on your toes, Jason?


Nail polish? O.o
I've done it quite a few times. While driving home at night a few times!
I honestly couldn't stand wearing shoes while having sex. lol I usually kick my socks off right away, too. Mostly because I lose traction. lol



Hobbit feet all the way, yo.

Ignore the bites. My dog had/has fleas. I'm working on fixing that.
1. I'm currently in college studying Integrative Animal Biology.
2. I'm an artist, but my creative juices have definitely been drying up lately. I blame stress.
3. I put the "pro" in procrastination.
Actually, Wasp from Ant-Man. lol I needed the pic to make a pun. XD
Well I'm pretty sure my personal favorite is the 1968 Corvette Stingray. Convertible, of course.
Doing my schoolwork and getting up early.

Which... usually goes together.
Asking your secretary if she takes dictation orally, then winking.
I've used strawberry-flavored lube, but that's about as far as that goes. lol
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I'd just smile and gently pull her closer


Boooooo! Keep the funny going! lol
Emerging from the supply closet with your shirt untucked, your hair askew and your fly down.
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Not even a wiggle?


Oh, I'll wiggle something. ;)


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Get outta our bed.


How'd he get in?