If you had told Max Shelton just a month ago that in just a few short weeks he would stop a school shooting, get awarded an unlimited free-use sex pass, and go on to fuck his teachers and his bully’s mom—not to mention his own mom numerous times—he’d laugh you out of the room. If you had added that he’d also be dating the most popular girl at school, he would have had you committed. But that is the reality for Max. The ne...