Erika asked Jacque, "What do you want for your birthday?" He got all awkward. So she said what she thought he was thinking. "It's a blow job, right? "Okay," he said. That was not the response she expected from him. What guy didn't get enthusiastic at an offer to be given a blowjob? He took her hands in his, in a classic gesture of question proposal. "You've been my girlfriend; I want to take our relationship to the next l...