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proof that there is no god
Or else it's the manliest game in history. Rugby on horseback using a bear for the ball.
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Last week gave us an 8-3 victory for Chocolate over Cheese. This week, Peanutbutter throws it's hat in the ring!
Yes, Chocolate and Peanutbutter are two great tastes that taste great together, but in the Battle of Awesome, there can be only one...
Yes, Chocolate and Peanutbutter are two great tastes that taste great together, but in the Battle of Awesome, there can be only one...
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First - New Order
Worst - Can't think of one that was particularly bad.
Best - David Bowie & Nine Inch Nails, because David Bowie gave me the tickets, sort of. He was in the studio at one of the local radio stations. If you called in during a certain time and David Bowie answered the phone, you won the tickets. I called in, talked to David Bowie, and won the tickets.
Worst - Can't think of one that was particularly bad.
Best - David Bowie & Nine Inch Nails, because David Bowie gave me the tickets, sort of. He was in the studio at one of the local radio stations. If you called in during a certain time and David Bowie answered the phone, you won the tickets. I called in, talked to David Bowie, and won the tickets.
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Last week we had an upset victory with Cheese defeating Bacon 19 - 4. This week a new challenger appears: Chocolate!
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A preacher was driving down the road a little erratically when a cop pulled him over. The cop walked up and said "Hello Reverend, have you been drinking this evening?"
"No sir, I have not." Replied the preacher. Noticing a bottle on the front seat the cop asked "What's in that bottle Reverend?" "Just water officer." The preacher said. "Well, you'd better let me see it anyway." Said the cop. The preacher handed him the bottle. The cop took off the lid, smelled the bottle and said "Hey, this isn't water, this is wine!" At that, the preacher threw his hands in the air and shouted "Halleluja! He did it again!"
"No sir, I have not." Replied the preacher. Noticing a bottle on the front seat the cop asked "What's in that bottle Reverend?" "Just water officer." The preacher said. "Well, you'd better let me see it anyway." Said the cop. The preacher handed him the bottle. The cop took off the lid, smelled the bottle and said "Hey, this isn't water, this is wine!" At that, the preacher threw his hands in the air and shouted "Halleluja! He did it again!"
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10.Why buy shampoo when real poo is still free?
ROFL!
