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Not a big fan but nothing against it either. It's a good sport.
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BicycleBum
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 55
United States
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Say "You vill now tell us vere zee secret planz are, agent Sisters. Vee haff vays of making you talk."
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True.
Former Russian president Vladimir Putin once accidentally stepped on my foot.
Former Russian president Vladimir Putin once accidentally stepped on my foot.
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From my point of view, the Lush membership is filled with lovely ladies.
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As long as they don't come around anymore it's not a problem.
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35
What does your score mean?
While bed-hopping is not your full-time hobby, you've certainly dabbled from time to time. You've had the occasional adventurous romp in the hay, perhaps when the situation was just too good to pass up or you were feeling particularly frisky. This may be a thing of the past (who hasn't gone through a wild phase?) or something you just had to get out of your system. There's nothing wrong with living on the edge from time to time, as long as you're doing it for the right reasons. Some of the wrong reasons would be; low self-esteem, peer pressure, the influence of alcohol or drugs on your judgment, or as a way of finding true love. And no one can deny that are some serious risks involved with sleeping around, like STD's, pregnancy, losing respectability, and feelings of shame. When faced with temptation, you should think more with your brain and less with other body parts.
What does your score mean?
While bed-hopping is not your full-time hobby, you've certainly dabbled from time to time. You've had the occasional adventurous romp in the hay, perhaps when the situation was just too good to pass up or you were feeling particularly frisky. This may be a thing of the past (who hasn't gone through a wild phase?) or something you just had to get out of your system. There's nothing wrong with living on the edge from time to time, as long as you're doing it for the right reasons. Some of the wrong reasons would be; low self-esteem, peer pressure, the influence of alcohol or drugs on your judgment, or as a way of finding true love. And no one can deny that are some serious risks involved with sleeping around, like STD's, pregnancy, losing respectability, and feelings of shame. When faced with temptation, you should think more with your brain and less with other body parts.
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Best advice in the friend zone is to move along buddy, nothing more to see here. Friends is fine but don't keep beating your heart against someone who isn't interested in you as a potential romantic parter, if your goal is to find a romantic partner. Can you be friends? Sure, nothing wrong with that, but if your object is to find someone to date, your time is best spent seeking someone with a similar objective.
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Just keep yourself looking presentable on the outside. Neat hair, shave, clean clothes. Keep your head up, even when you don't feel like it on the inside. Keeping those things up on the outside will begin to help how you feel on the inside.
Be polite but don't be a pushover. You have to live with other people, but you have to live with yourself too.
Always smile and say hello (when appropriate). You never know who you might meet and where.
Put yourself where the people are. Take a class at a local community college or center. Watch for volunteer opportunities or other charity events. Just get out and go to things. A spaghetti feed at local church, a free outdoor concert at a park, a county fair, anything to get you out where the people are. You never know who will be there.
Don't make your objective just to "find a girl". Make your objective to be yourself and find enjoyment in that. The rest will come. Probably when you're not expecting it. One day you'll be standing there eating a sandwich thinking nothing more than "Hey, I like this sandwich.", when all of a sudden she will walk up and say "Hey, that's a good looking sandwhich, where'd you get it..." The rest will be history.
Be polite but don't be a pushover. You have to live with other people, but you have to live with yourself too.
Always smile and say hello (when appropriate). You never know who you might meet and where.
Put yourself where the people are. Take a class at a local community college or center. Watch for volunteer opportunities or other charity events. Just get out and go to things. A spaghetti feed at local church, a free outdoor concert at a park, a county fair, anything to get you out where the people are. You never know who will be there.
Don't make your objective just to "find a girl". Make your objective to be yourself and find enjoyment in that. The rest will come. Probably when you're not expecting it. One day you'll be standing there eating a sandwich thinking nothing more than "Hey, I like this sandwich.", when all of a sudden she will walk up and say "Hey, that's a good looking sandwhich, where'd you get it..." The rest will be history.
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Granted, now your shed is stolen instead.
I wish for whirled peas.
I wish for whirled peas.
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Meh, probably just leftovers. Going to go out and have something good tomorrow. Been cooped up here with a cold all week and it's finally going away.
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Hey, actually guilty of that one. Or more exactly, I got kissed, but I kissed back! LOL
Ever sprained or broken anything (body part) during sex?
Ever sprained or broken anything (body part) during sex?
