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BicycleBum
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 55
United States
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Quote by writeroferotica
Granted.... but the other months suck all the fun out of spring.
I wish for a bigger cock.
Granted...
I wish this stupid cold would go away.
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Granted, but it melts qucikly and you end up with an "ice cream goatee".
I wish it would snow again.
I wish it would snow again.
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Thinks I was copping a feel when I was actually pickpocketing...
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She didn't actually bake that, you know. She just bought it at the deli.
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Quote by Sw33tAng3l
Granted only cuz you're turned into a canary.
I wish I wasn't so darn broke!
Granted. You find $10. Now you're not as darn broke.
I wish I didn't have to work today.
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Quote by Libertyfromyou
granted but you do get arrested for being naked while you do it.
I wish I could have bigger tits and a smaller ass.
Hmm, I can't help with the first one, but as for the smaller ass, here you go.
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To quote Benedick from Much Ado About Nothing:
"...and her hair shall be of what colour it please God."
"...and her hair shall be of what colour it please God."
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Quote by nicola
Somebody doesn't read the instructions on the tin.
You're all smart alecs!
Oh my gosh, sorry! I misread your post. I thought it said "if you DON'T know the answer, don't reply". My bad.
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I don't think I'd want to meet someone "just for sex". If I made a friend on here and we didn't live too far apart and we wanted to meet in person, I'd have no problem with that.
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Different face, same gender.
Poor but warm and loving or rich but cold and heartless?
Poor but warm and loving or rich but cold and heartless?
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Con artists, identity thieves, and other people who misrepresent themselves.