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BigRod
Over 90 days ago
Male, 77
United States

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Quote by Savanna
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mmmm.. I now pronounce us man and wife......


Oh it is over now? I have to tell Exakta66 not to bother with the fireworks then. Okay where to now Honeymoon


hahaha... I believe in an open marriage.. if Exakta wants to keep his wick burning then he will need to up his game and pick his side of the bed...
Personally I think you were over-dressed Sav.. just a simple string of pearls would have been perfect.. and would have been put to use later that night.. we could recite our vows as each pearl is pulled wet and shiny into the moonlight...
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Big Rod's real name is Little Pokey.


That's the name of my nose.....

Lydia keeps oxygen tanks next to her bed to revive her lovers....
both of you... back in my closet.. now!! leave the panties and bra.... I have fresh batteries....
Quote by jackinandjillin
Oh my little tiger why are you complaining now, I`ve had you purring for weeks, with it entred your four legs did`nt touch the ground and its no good putting rods tack where there`s been a six inch nail and Ohhhh we were the happist couple in the world




Beat that Rod


hahaha... looks like it would take 3-4 people to beat that one Jack.. however.. I can tell by the shape of your nose that you are a premature ejaculator... and my Lady had to seek comfort from others more skilled.... my wings aren't the only thing made in heaven....
Hmmmm... just found this one.. but I don't really know anybody.. guess I'll just have to spend a lot of time in a closet with printouts of your avatars....
Quote by Lady_Lydia
At least it's bigger than yours, Jack...although, from what I've seen, it's not difficult.


My Lady has excellent taste in quality tools...
if you mean me Jez.. I was just teasing... but it might have something to do with the perfection of the female body.. and the imperfection of the male...
we all can pose when we're young.. but we don't get our game together until after 40.. stick with us older experienced guys ladies.. we don't look as good in the shower.. but you wake up much happier....
Drive - Ziggy Marley; Running Up That Hill - Placebo; Waiting - City and Colour
jackinandjillin didn't really go up the hillin.. they were at home chillin'.. jackin was fillin jillin...
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It's a shame whenever anyone else subjects another person to their own version of right and wrong.. big deal.. they couldn't dance sexy.. those few students that they wanted to control are also the same students who will be doing much more later in the backseat of a car or wherever the parents aren't at home.. the poor kids who just wanted to dance with their bf's and gf's got hosed once again by people who chose to paint everyone with the same brush.. what could be better than dancing with your sweetheart to the Righteous Bros. "You've Lost That Loving Feeling"... that's a song that has to be danced close.. let's worry about war.. hunger.. taxes.. and the planet..


I think you missed the point. They didn't say that they couldn't dance. Just that they couldn't dry fuck on the dance floor at a high school prom. I think they're trying for a little decorum at the dance. Usually high school is for children under 18 years old.


hahaha... no.. I didn't miss the point at all.. what I said was that it was an over-reaction to the few that ruined it for the majority.. without entering into a full debate on the subject it is my belief that common sense applied by qualified adults will usually address the problem.. keeping the kids interested in school activities is the goal..
It's a shame whenever anyone else subjects another person to their own version of right and wrong.. big deal.. they couldn't dance sexy.. those few students that they wanted to control are also the same students who will be doing much more later in the backseat of a car or wherever the parents aren't at home.. the poor kids who just wanted to dance with their bf's and gf's got hosed once again by people who chose to paint everyone with the same brush.. what could be better than dancing with your sweetheart to the Righteous Bros. "You've Lost That Loving Feeling"... that's a song that has to be danced close.. let's worry about war.. hunger.. taxes.. and the planet..
he was best in L.A. Confidential... and in his defense.. he's married now.. life has ended as he knew it...
I listened to both Rain and Speechless after watching your video and really preferred your version better.. the acoustic sound was more enjoyable and your sister's smooth buttery voice reminded me of Shakira.. hope you two do more.. look forward to it...
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BR, will you watch your landing, you just slapped my ass with one of your wings!


That wasn't my wing Lydia.. didn't you notice.. no feathers...
Necho.. Lydia.. and Rump are all naked in Sharon's closet... with Jimmy.... or what's left of him...
too funny Blind.. you have unique talent.. keep up it coming.. and it seems your sister is just as talented.. enjoyed the video....
elenai fuels her car every morning at the same gas station.. naked....