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BigRod
Over 90 days ago
Male, 77
United States
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Quote by shameless009Quote by BigRodWell I should lie about this ,,, But I am not .,,, These are not lush members ,, to the best of my knowledge.
I'm new here.. so I presume these are all pictures of our female Lush members.....
Look again shame.. they're ALL Lush members....
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food stuffs are great.. peanut M & M's are my favorite.. requires deft tongue work.. red licorice.. toothbrush.. the massage oil bottle.. ben-wa of course.. beads.. and rope pulled very tightly like a wedgie is amazing too.. there's more but can't give away all of the secrets...
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Quote by Lady_LydiaQuote by BigRod
Well.. actually.. it doesn't really curve left.. it just sort of drifts left naturally.. until it hits my knee.. then turns slightly inward at the calf.. and then sorta ducks straight down past the ankle..
Then past my ankles and left at my calves...and then it curves slightly up at my thighs...
Ahhhhh.. my Lady... I will go slow when I pass your heart....
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Hmmmm... let's see... how did it go?
MySpace: The final frontier
These are the voyages of a WellMadeMale
His 5 year mission
To explore strange new worlds
To seek out new life and new civilizations
To boldly go where no man has gone before....
or sumpin' like that....
MySpace: The final frontier
These are the voyages of a WellMadeMale
His 5 year mission
To explore strange new worlds
To seek out new life and new civilizations
To boldly go where no man has gone before....
or sumpin' like that....
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Quote by WellMadeMaleQuote by BigRodQuote by WellMadeMaleQuote by BigRod
in the end all that matters is that you took the time to share your thoughts with others.. that's why we are all here...
meh, I came here to pick up on hawt girlz.
hahahahaha... how's that workin' out?
heh, I'm a legend in my own mind, Rod.
we all are WMM.. hell.. I holler my own name out during sex....
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I really enjoy the give and take when a good topic gets everyone involved and interested.. so often the dialogue ends abruptly without consideration.. as for me.. my stuff isn't highly read and gets little comment.. but even if it were I would never feel the need to respond to anyone in the form of justifying my story.. I allow that everyone is entitled to an opinion and that not everyone is capable of expressing that opinion courteously.. some topics such as are magnets for readers and it doesn't matter if there is any great thought or notion behind them just as long as someone is fucking someone.. in the end all that matters is that you took the time to share your thoughts with others.. that's why we are all here...
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A guy had a tumor on his brain and the doctors told him they would have to remove half his brain.. when they went in to operate they found that the tumor was larger than they thought and had to remove his whole brain.. later when the doctors went to see him in recovery his bed was empty.. they found him 7 years later teaching school in Poland...
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An old guy goes to his doctor and says "Doc.. I think my wife is losing her hearing... she never answers me anymore". The doc says "Well.. go home and wait until her back is turned to you and say something to her.. then keep saying it as you move closer to her and see when she finally hears you". The old guy goes home and sees his wife standing at the sink with her back to him. So he stands in the door and says "Honey.. what's for dinner?" No answer. So he steps closer and says "Honey.. what's for dinner?" No answer. Then he steps right up behind her and says "Honey.. what's for dinner?" She says "Meatloaf.. for the third time you deaf bastard!!"
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Quote by Lady_LydiaQuote by BigRodQuote by ali2teaseu
Big Rod's real name is Little Pokey.
That's the name of my nose.....
Lydia keeps oxygen tanks next to her bed to revive her lovers....
If you'd stop passing out after sex, I wouldn't need them!
Now Jack, you know that I don't approve of you trying to stick my royal dildo in your ear....wait....hold on a second...where the hell is my sex swing? Jack!!!
I told you to keep your thighs apart.. I breath through my ears..... and tell Jack to quit playing with my wings... I think he wants to pluck me....