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now there is a guy who has never been laid in his life..

Impossible.

The trick he did with the plastic lid alone must get him tons of ass. At one point the guy skipped on water too. That's impressive...

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16:45 –

Information overload
Another fucking meeting request???
Ring ring a desk phone goes off nearby
Throb Throb goes my head
Click Clack goes my neighbour’s keyboard
Rackity Rack Rack someone drums their fingers infuriatingly
Approaching deadlines tighten around me
Like the band of stress around my head
Need to think
Approaching explosion point
Stress rising
Could use a drink or two
I see you approach me in the window reflection
And school my features
I want to rip your arm off and beat you with it
Instead I smile politely
Micro managing idiot
That could have been sent via email
Cubicles encroaching
Penned in like livestock
Snarling at each other in polite business tones
Stressed over insignificance
I stick my radio on
It adds to the humming cacophony that is this zoo
I look out of my window
And wish I could just open it up
And fly away somewhere quiet
Somewhere away from everyone
Just lie on my back
And watch the sky
I can’t though
Too many responsibilities
Defeated I begin to type click clack clack

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For the record, I am NOT Steve Martin or Dan Aykroyd. But I do look kinda like John Belushi.

Here's the thing... You know how I just said I LOOK LIKE John Belushi? Well, that's the truth. It's entirely possible that Tainted could have just looked LIKE Twiggy, but she clearly WASN'T Twiggy (or if she was she was lying about her age). And she couldn't have been all those different people on her profile, all of whom she claimed to be.

I actually think that Tainted WAS a woman, and probably a slender woman. Not a "fat guy in Cleveland" as has been said here. And here's why... Why would a fat guy in Cleveland or anywhere else fish for compliments like that? That's a very feminine move if you ask me. I don't think fat male posers care much about whether other guys prefer skinny or curvy girls. I mean I just don't think that's keeping them up at night, you know. But for a very skinny woman, body issues might plague her, and prompt her to ask such a question...

It doesn't matter though. She was a liar, and she didn't have to be. She said the photo of Twiggy from 1968 was a recent photo of her, and that so were all the photos of various women on her profile. When all she had to say was she looked LIKE those women in some way. For example, "I'm skinny like this", "I have hair like this", "my nose is like this", etc. That would have been fine!

I think a lot of us, myself included, don't want a photo of ourselves posted to sex sites, whether it's because of our jobs or our families or whatever. That's fine. But honestly, don't lie about it. Just say you look kinda LIKE this or that, people will get the general idea! But if you lie and say you ARE this person or that, you've crossed the line. Not only does it insult people's intelligence, you're actually messing with the reputation of someone else.

And then there's the fact that the photo in particular she used was such a famous piece of art. As a photographer myself I have great respect for the art of photography. I'm sure Mr. Lategan didn't want his work being used in such a way and neither did Twiggy. And that was the proverbial "straw that broke a camel's back" for me. That's why I broke loose and called BS here.

I'm glad I did, though. Let this be an object lesson for all you would-be flushies out there... Come clean! Don't say you ARE someone you're not, say you look like someone you do. Now you're not a liar, or in line to become the next Flushie Of The Month!

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Sure! But what's wrong with fucking them both? After all, I"m not marrying either of them.

You're not marrying me either Lady..... I'm just sayin'.....

I would if you were really rich- just sayin'.

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now there is a guy who has never been laid in his life.. just no time.... I once balanced a stapler on my forehead...

I carried a cup of coffee once without spilling it.xiG5ZGbpZGK3YOzp No. Really. I did. The picture/proof was burnt in a fire though.

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fluffer on a porn set.

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Sure! But what's wrong with fucking them both? After all, I"m not marrying either of them.

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lol Lois

But there's many more fake Lushies around. I wish we could unmask them all and chase them off "our" property!