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Birdie
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 47
0 miles · Indiana

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No tape. You know how it is, leave no evidence. No photos, no videos, no witnesses...
I have GOT to get one of those for my living room!!! What a conversation piece!!
I am listening to the country station on the radio...But I am also listening to the news that our area is getting flooded again, AGAIN, for the third time in two years. People who are still rebuilding from last year are now having all their hard work ruined, AGAIN!! And it is so horrible and just so sad. I will be filling up the helicopters for all the news people tomorrow so they can go take more footage of our flooded little town. It's like, geesh, why don't you just use the footage from last year? It all looks the same to me....

Okay, rant over, for now...
I blocked most of the wiredos a few weeks ago. Now, the only people who can pm me are the ones I have added as friends. Makes life easier.
Okay, just imagine this...Invite like 20 of your good friends to your house for dinner. It has to be like a 6 course dinner. Once everyone is stuffed, invite them all into the kitchen for drinks and just have that book laying out next to the oven. Watch the look of horror that crosses their faces before they try to kill you. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Woops. I clicked to read and my brain is not functioning enough to come up with something witty, charming, or even mildly interesting. I'm such a loser...Coffee time!!
He is lucky that no one was having an "emergency" and sat on him.


Posted this in club Zafia a while back but I think it fits the thread.
I hate winter. I hate every snowflake that falls out of the sky. I get grouchy when the temperature drops below 60. One day I am going to start driving until I find a place that has never even heard of snow and that is where I am going to stop.
1 January 1979
Your date of conception was on or about 10 April 1978 which was a Monday.

You were born on a Monday
under the astrological sign Capricorn.
Your Life path number is 1.

Your fortune cookie reads:
If you want the rainbow, you must put up with the rain. D. Parton

Life Path Compatibility:
You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 5 & 7.
You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 3 & 9.
You may or may not get along well with those with the Life Path number 8.
You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 4, 6, 11 & 22.

The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2443874.5.
The golden number for 1979 is 4.
The epact number for 1979 is 2.
The year 1979 was not a leap year.

Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 2/7/1978 and ending 1/27/1979.
You were born in the Chinese year of the Horse.

Your Native American Zodiac sign is Goose; your plant is Bramble.

You were born in the Egyptian month of Famenoth, the third month of the season of Poret (Emergence - Fertile soil).

Your date of birth on the Hebrew calendar is 2 Tevet 5739.
Or if you were born after sundown then the date is 3 Tevet 5739.

The Mayan Calendar long count date of your birthday is gul6wGZiUSarTB5l.10 which is
12 baktun 18 katun 5 tun 9 uinal 10 kin

The Hijra (Islamic Calendar) date of your birth is Monday, 1 Safar 1399 (1399-2-1).

The date of Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 15 April 1979.
The date of Orthodox Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 22 April 1979.
The date of Ash Wednesday (the first day of Lent) on your birth year was Wednesday 28 February 1979.
The date of Whitsun (Pentecost Sunday) in the year of your birth was Sunday 3 June 1979.
The date of Whisuntide in the year of your birth was Sunday 10 June 1979.
The date of Rosh Hashanah in the year of your birth was Saturday, 22 September 1979.
The date of Passover in the year of your birth was Thursday, 12 April 1979.
The date of Mardi Gras on your birth year was Tuesday 27 February 1979.

As of 3/4/2009 8:31:24 AM EST
You are 30 years old.
You are 362 months old.
You are 1,574 weeks old.
You are 11,020 days old.
You are 264,488 hours old.
You are 15,869,311 minutes old.
You are 952,158,684 seconds old.

Celebrities who share your birthday:
Kala Sosefina Mileniume Kauvaka (2000) Verne 'Mini-Me' Troyer (1969) Kathleen Casey (1946)
Don Novello (1943) Robert N. Cronk (1924) J.D. Salinger (1919)
Barry Goldwater (1909) Xavier Cugat (1900) J. Edgar Hoover (1895)
Betsy Ross (1752) Paul Revere (1735)

Top songs of 1979
My Sharona by The Knack Bad Girls by Donna Summer
Da Ya Think I'm Sexy? by Rod Stewart Reunited by Peaches & Herb
Hot Stuff by Donna Summer I Will Survive by Gloria Gaynor
Escape (The Pina Colada Song) by Rupert Holmes Ring My Bell by Anita Ward
Babe by Styx Too Much Heaven by Bee Gees

Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 4.31311154598826 years old. (You're still chasing cats!)

Your lucky day is Saturday.
Your lucky number is 8.
Your ruling planet(s) is Saturn & Uranus.
Your lucky dates are 8th, 17th, 26th.
Your opposition sign is Cancer.
Your opposition number(s) is 2 & 7.

Today is not one of your lucky days!

There are 303 days till your next birthday
on which your cake will have 31 candles.

Those 31 candles produce 31 BTUs,
or 7,812 calories of heat (that's only 7.8120 food Calories!) .
You can boil 3.54 US ounces of water with that many candles.


In 1979 there were approximately 3.1 million births in the US.
In 1979 the US population was approximately 203,302,031 people, 57.4 persons per square mile.
In 1979 in the US there were approximately 2,152,662 marriages (10.1%) and 1,036,000 divorces (4.9%)
In 1979 in the US there were approximately 1,921,000 deaths (9.5 per 1000)
In the US a new person is born approximately every 8 seconds.
In the US one person dies approximately every 12 seconds.

In 1979 the population of Australia was approximately 14,602,481.
In 1979 there were approximately 223,129 births in Australia.
In 1979 in Australia there were approximately 104,396 marriages and 37,854 divorces.
In 1979 in Australia there were approximately 106,568 deaths.


Your birthstone is Garnet

The Mystical properties of Garnet

Garnet is used as a power stone
Some lists consider these stones to be your birthstone. (Birthstone lists come from Jewelers, Tibet, Ayurvedic Indian medicine, and other sources)

Emerald, Rose Quartz

Your birth tree is

Apple Tree, the Love
Of slight build, lots of charm, appeal and attraction, pleasant aura, flirtatious, adventurous, sensitive, always in love, wants to love and be loved, faithful and tender partner, very generous, scientific talents, lives for today, a carefree philosopher with imagination.



There are 296 days till Christmas 2009!
There are 309 days till Orthodox Christmas!

The moon's phase on the day you were
born was waxing crescent.
Ooooo, Fystee....will you teach me? Sounds like fun!

Nice Limo, btw.
Quote by roccotool
"Doing the dishes" isn't chivalry, it's slavery.


But, Rocco...Having a man do the dishes while I take a hot, soapy bubble bath kinda makes ME want to take him down on the kitchen floor and "reward" him...anyone else?
See, slavery is not all bad...
I dontated 610 grains of rice before my eyes started to water.
This is my couch, too...Why don't YOU go in the other room?


AAaahhhhhh!!!!! Get the cat off the bed!!!!!


Ouch, goddamnit, that hurt!!
OMG!!! Excuse me while I clean the coffee off of my computer screen...